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About Me

I can't remember how or why I became a priest or how or why I remain one. Just as unclear is how I ended up on Craggy Island, although I think I was sent there by Bishop Brennan as a result of some act of stupidity which led to a mysterious incident on a Sealink Ferry!I am "addicted" to rollerblading and often dream about Carol Vorderman presenting Countdown naked. I don't really understand or believe in organised religion, and I'm not sure what the clergy is meant to do.Ted says my intelligence is incredibly low and I struggle to understand basic concepts of life.I mean can anyone explain the difference between objects that are physically small and objects that just appear small due to their distance from the observer??I find it difficult to find the courage to speak to nuns, they're more scary than real women.I once served a short stint as the Craggy Island milkman, and would love to do it as my full time job but the Preisthood won't allow me a part time milk round.My best friend is Father Cyril MacDuff, who lives on Rugged Island, he's a good lad but he is an awful eejit.I love music, and get really excited during Eurovision, me and Ted even had our own entry once.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Elvis and the Pope.Is the Pope a bit like Father Christmas? ----Some Nuns having a laugh there.My Boss

My Blog

Christmas my Rse

Another time  joy and laughter!!!!!
Posted by on Fri, 26 Dec 2008 12:04:00 GMT

Addiction

Well I'm kind of addicted to that mobster application thing, I still dont know what I'm doing or why I'm even doing it. I asked the Cheeky Girls to join me mob but they haven't yet, I hope they do, it...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Oct 2008 13:02:00 GMT

Monopoly

One of me mad mates introduced me to this game when I got back from a retreat on Jura, it is all a bit daft really, it's called Mobster and it's a bit like Monopoly only with added, virtual, violence....
Posted by on Sat, 20 Sep 2008 09:49:00 GMT

Away

I've been away on a retreat foe a good few months and just got back feel refreshed but I've had no real contact with the outside world so I don't know what's been going on at all, still, as Ted would ...
Posted by on Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:32:00 GMT

Away

Well, what a time I've been having. I've been away on some missionaryork and only just got back. It was great though and althought there was lots of mass and stuff we still had time for a drink and a ...
Posted by on Sat, 03 May 2008 14:12:00 GMT

Mass

In nomine Patris, Judica me, Deus, et discerne causam meam de gente non sancta, ab homine iniquo et doloso erue me. O salutaris Hostia. I'm refreshing me latin, Deo Gratias.    
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 11:47:00 GMT

Away and back again

I got called away by Bishop Brennan and had to go back to priest school to brush up on me mass, it's been hell but I'm back home on Craggy Island and it's great to say that things haven't changed a bi...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 12:27:00 GMT

No More Wine

No more wine for me for a while, I've only just sobered up after the madness of New Years eve.  
Posted by on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 04:26:00 GMT

Church

It's been a bugger of a month, thank feck it's all over. December is busy for me but great fun any way. Can't wait for Santa.
Posted by on Mon, 03 Dec 2007 13:04:00 GMT

Tick

l, Ted's right, I am tick as two short planks! What I've done there now is delete some one I'd only just approved, all I can do is say sorry to you and say a prayer for me. It was totally unintentiona...
Posted by on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 12:18:00 GMT