"Mit der Dummheit kämpfen Götter selbst vergebens."
“Every morning, I meditate about love and peace... I stop after three seconds.â€
~Sa souvraya niende misain ye~
No we all can't be Superfly GQPhdFBI
"The whole world is three drinks behind."
"Cause crazy people don't sit around wondering if they're nuts"
"Tia mi aven Moridin isainde vadin"
THE WORST JOKE
A boy went into a chip shop and asked for cod and chips the proprietor asked the lad, "Do you want salt'n'vinegar on that?" to which the boy replied "No thanks I've got me bike outside!"
THE BEST JOKE
A priest offered a Nun a lift. She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her
gown to reveal a leg. The priest nearly had an accident. After controlling
the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.The nun said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?" The priest removed his hand.But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up her leg again. The nun once
again said, "Father, remember Psalm 129?"The priest apologized "Sorry sister but the flesh is weak." Arriving at the
convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It
said, "Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory."Moral of the story: If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss
a great opportunity
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