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Aren't you a little too old for this? I know I am..

About Me

I love to laugh, I have 3 kids (with the same guy) and custody of my 17 yr old sister, I love animals, I love hanging out with friends and love making new ones, I'm a huge flirt and most of the time not on purpose, Extremly outgoing....I'm very sensitive I bottle a lot of stuff up and bite my tongue a lot! Im a fuckin dork too! I'm extremly passive but if i gotta throw down i gotta throw down! I like to act like I'm stubborn but its probly not true. I act very spontaneously! I'm a lot smarter than I look lmao hahah, I love helping my friends.. I'm horribly impatient (everyone knows that about me)! I'm scared of the dark (when im alone) How funny is that hahah I'm definatly the devils advocate! I drive an 06 kia minivan (big pimpin huh lmao j/k) I'm definatly a daydreamer...I hear LISA..SNAP OUT OF IT or EARTH TO LISA or HELLO....a lot lol! And im a little bit sexay hahahah! (yeah a little vain too) but mostly im just a sweetie lol. Oh and I love dragging out scentances with periods............lmao and I like these surveys...I have too much time on my hands! my yahoo name is xosinsationox2003
What does your birth month reveal about you?

March
Attractive personality.sexy. Affectionate.Shy and reserved. Secretive. Naturally honest, generous and sympathetic. Loves peace and serenity. Sensitive to others. Loves to serve others. Easily angered. Trustworthy. Appreciative and returns kindness. Observant and assesses others. Revengeful. Loves to dream and fantasize. Loves traveling. Loves attention. Hasty decisions in choosing partners. Loves home decors. Musically talented.Loves special things. Moody.
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You Are a Glazed Donut
Okay, you know that you're plain - and you're cool with that.
You prefer not to let anything distract from your sweetness.
Your appeal is understated yet universal. Everyone digs you.
And in a pinch, you'll probably get eaten. What Donut Are You?

My Interests

Singing at the korean karaoke porn bar..Animals, Poker , Reading, Video Games, Movies and TV..I love play fighting and wrestling around and I'll kick your ass! hahah...Shopping......yeah I'm lazy! Cooking, Exercising (believe it or not), going out with friends and having a few drinks although I can be hard girl to keep up with...but in a good way lol...i get some crazy ass ideas and im often up for trying them out hah! Pisces

You have an awesome imagination, and often put it to use for sexual purposes. You are very romantic and don’t hook-up with random people very often. Because sex to you is about showing your love, you are incredibly romantic in bed, and very giving. You tend be in a serious relationship more often then not. Sex matches: Taurus, Cancer, Scorpio
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Using your hands

Your sexual hidden talent is your ability to use your hands. You are damn good with them, and know how to make your lover feel incredibly sexy with just one caress.

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Everything people want to know about you...and then some
"The basics"
FULL NAME?: Lisa Jolene Schiele
BIRTHDAY?: 3/4/1983
BIRTHPLACE?: St Paul
HEIGHT?: 5'7
HAIR COLOR?: strawberry blonde :)
EYE COLOR?: blue
ZODIAC SIGN?: pisces
SEX?: sure why not ahahh
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?: pajamas and a towel on my head
"Your Family"
ARE YOU PRARENTS TOGETHER?: they were but their dead
DO YOU HAVE ANY SIBLINGS?: yup i got 1 garden gnome
MOMS NAME?: Pam
DADS NAME?: Joe
DO YOU HAVE STEP PARENTS?: nopers
IF SO WHAT ARE THERE NAMES?:
IS FAMILY IMPORTANT TO YOU?: of course! more than anything
"Your Friends"
WHO IS YOUR BEST FRIEND?: Donna Whore
WHO ARE YOUR 3 CLOSEST FRIENDS?: Sarah Donna and Tori
WHO IS YOUR NEWEST FRIEND?: Aaron
WHO IS YOU OLDEST FRIEND?: Donna
WHO IS THE FUNNIEST?: ME hahahhaah
WHO IS THE LOUDEST?: Definatly Sarah
WHO DO YOU SPEND MOST OF YOUR TIME WITH?: Sarah
WHO IS ALWAYS THERE FOR YOU?: My sister
WOULD YOU TAKE A BULLET FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND?: i might hesitate but yeah ahhahah
"Relationships...Past Present and Future"
ARE YOU IN A RELASHONSHIP?: nopers
WHATS THE NAME OF YOUR BF,GF OR CRUSH?: i dont have crushes...people have crushes on me hah
DO YOU LIKE BEING TAKEN OR SINGLE: i'm not fond of either right now
HOW MANY XS HAVE YOU HAD?: not many
WHATS THE LONGEST RELASHONSHIP YOUVE EVER HAD?: 3 1/2 yrs (7 off and on)
ARE YOU A VIRGIN?: right............
DO YOU WANNA GET MARRIED?: ummmm he'd have to be extra special
DO YOU WANT KIDS?: extra special once again lol
IF SO HOW MANY?: 11 hahahhahah JOKE!
"Favorites"
COLOR?: brown and grey
FOOD?: outback steak house's cheese fries YUM
DRINK?: water or coke
ALCOHOLIC DRINK?: jagbombs and vodka pineapples THANKS TORI!!!
SONG?: right now.....deirks bently come a little closer
FAST FOOD?: taco bell........
SEASON?: fall
MONTH?: depends
ANIMAL?: owl
PLACE TO BE?: anywhere but here!
MOVIE?: White Chicks
CAR?: F250 super cab short bed
"Have you Ever"
BEEN IN LOVE?: yes
SMOKED?: yes
BEEN IN TROUBLE WITH THE LAW?: not really
BEEN ON A PLANE?: no but i really wanna even though im gonna bury my head in someones arm...hope its not a stranger ahhah
BEEN OUT OF STATE?: yes
DRIVEN A CAR?: yes
ATE AN OCTOPUSS?: no......................no
"Who What When Where was the last"
MOVIE YOU SAW?: you me and dupree on sarahs couch on like sunday or something
THING YOU ATE?: mcdonalds
PERSON YOU TALKED TO?: aaron
SHOW YOU WATCHED?: snl
PERSON TO CALL YOU?: aaron
person you hugged?: audrey
person you made out with?: georgie my chihauhua ahhahahh ick
person you slept with?: mary mmmmmm big girl
time you were drunk?: monday
time you threw up?: today...stress
"Just some questions"
do you have any piercings?: yup but i could use a couple more that arent visable
tattoos?: no but i want one really really bad :(
if you could live anywhere where would that be?: where im going
are you shy or outgoing?: in public im outgoing in private im shy at 1st
do you go to partys?: yup
who do you look up to?: myself...seriously
if you could meet any 3 people who would they be?: terry crews, toby keith and dane cook
"This or That"
day or night?: night
mcds or bugerking?: bk babyyyyyyyyyy
vanilla or chocolate?: vanilla i dont like chocolate
flowers or candy?: flowers i dont like candy either hahah
coffee or tea?: neither
sun or moon?: moon
funny movie or scary movie?: depends on who im with and what mood im in
pizza or buger?: pizza
"First thing you think of when you hear this word"
spoon: cuddling
batman: batman......
love: ouch!
ice cube: the rapper hahah
potatoes: mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
"Last 10 questions"
who do u miss right now?: no comment
when was the best day of your life?: i'm sure when my kids were born
when was the worst day of your life?: when mary moved in ahhahahah j/k i dont know theres been a lot of bad days
do you believe in soul mates?: yes
whats your worst fear?: dying/suffocating and heights oh and ghosts
do u believe in ghosts?: yeah........wow i cant believe this question was next im psychic
what are your 3 most prized possesions?: my van, my wallet, and my cell phone (i dont ask for much in life hahaha)
If you could be with anyone right now who would it be?: no comment
what song describes your life?: brooks and dunn play somethin country
whats your most missed memory?: bein young with donna and not having a care in the world
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You Are a Fun Girl!
You are all about having fun - and you don't need to drink to have a good time
Sure, you've thrown back more than a few every so often
But getting totally stupid and wasted is not your style
You're the life of the party, by keeping everyone laughing and smiling Are You a Party Girl?
You Should Be With a Water Sign!
Your best match is a Cancer, Scorpio, or Pisces

Why? You crave intimacy and connection in your relationship
And while most guys can't open up enough for you, a Water Sign can
Not that you're whole relationship will be soul gazing
A Water Sign matches your goofy sense of humor - and desire to help others. What Sign Should You Date?
You Are a Skin Deep Sweetheart
You may be supermodel gorgeous or a plain Jane.
It really doesn't matter, because you're confident and secure.
You don't go out looking like a slob, but you are low maintenance.
You have better things to worry about than whether your nails are the right shade! Are You Obsessed With Your Looks?

I'd like to meet:

I cant stand liars....and I hate people who "Always caught the bigger fish"!! Cant stand people who are so self obsorbed that their an ass to everyone ....I hate racism....Hmm is there anything i like....I love people who dont get pissed off at not getting everthing to go their way...Easygoing(i cannot stand high strung people)....have to be at least slightly intelligent lol...A happy drunk lol.....I love a good freindly argument....I love a smartass and quick witts when its in good taste...Sarcasm is a must...and I hate it when people are uptight and dont have a good sense of humor (If you cant laugh at yourself you have no right to laugh at anyone else) Big flirting is a must lol! I love everyone untill they give me a reason not to... So yeah people like that lol
Your True Love Is a Scorpio
Why you'll love a Scorpio:

Strong and sexy, Scorpio will overpower you into falling in love (before you even realize it!).
You'll love being swept away by Scorpio - into a world of insane passion.

Why a Scorpio will love you:

You don't mind letting your Scorpio take the reigns, as long as you know you're truly cared for.
Loyal and devoted, you would never do anything to set off insanely jealous Scorpio. What Sign Is Your True Love?

Music:

All kinds.....anything I can sing too! ...I love powerful singers so that ranges anywhere from r&b to metal to country lol...I love metal ballads and I love a well written song...I'm a sucker for awesome lyrics...so I guess im just a music lover in general. Some of my favorites are Tenacious D (fuck yeah), All American Rejects, Sublime, My Chemical Romance, Cradle of Filth, The Killers, Fiona Apple, Joss Stone, Fefe Dobson, Michelle Branch, The Spill Canvas, Head Automatica, Fall Out Boy, Nerf Herder, Taylor Swift, Brad Paisley, Toby Keith, Deirks Bently, Mariah Carey, Sugarland, William Hung....heh j/k

Movies:

Comedies .....Wayans brothers, Kevin Smith, Quinton Terantino. I really love horror movies but I'm a big wuss so expect me to bury my head into your arm haha! I love zombie movies. I love stupid comedies like 40 yr old virgin and Wedding Crashers Meet the Fockers American Pie Although usually my movie watching is interupted by having to explain the movie to my sister cuz shes not too bright lol. My favorite actors are Kevin Spacey and Terry Crews (Cheesburger Eddie or the big black guy from white chicks) actress: sandra bullock yeah im one of those boring people who just likes to cuddle up with a movie! (pssst i kinda like star wars a little but dont tell anyone) HAHA

Television:

i am a HUGE House fan, also Scrubs, Girls Next Door, Rob and Big, American Dad, Everybody Loves Raymond, SNL, Mad TV, Till Death, Gene Simmons family jewels, AFV, Survivorman, I shouldnt be alive (I watch cable all night at work)

Books:

Anne Rice, Marion Zimmer Bradley. Anything that i can learn from...I'm pretty lame...I could tell you pretty much anything you need or want (or dont want) to know about Arachnids, Reptiles, canine nutrition and I'm sure a ton of other stuff animal related.

Heroes:

Myself hah! I've never met anyone who can deal with so much bullshit! (aww and Steve Irwin)
You're a Freaky Kisser
When you kiss, you want to experience something new
A new technique, a new partner, a new piercing...
And your own personal kissing style is very unpredictable
There's no saying where your tongue or hands will go What Kind of Kisser Are You?
Guys Like That You're Fun
You're the type of girl guys brag about knowing
That's because you're cool, funny, and laid back
You're smart enough to know how to be one of the guys
But flirty enough to know how to make them all want you What Do Guys Like About You?