Mike profile picture

Mike

I am here for Friends

About Me

THE BEER PRAYER
OUR LAGER,
WHICH ART IN BARRELS,
HALLOWED BE THE DRINK.

THY WILL BE DRUNK.
(I WILL BE DRUNK),
AT HOME AS IN THE TAVERN.

GIVE US THIS DAY OUR FOAMY HEAD,
AND FORGIVE US OUR SPILLAGES,
AS WE FORGIVE THOSE WHO SPILL
AGAINST US.

AND LEAD US NOT INTO INCARCERATION,
BUT DELIVER US FROM HANGOVERS.
FOR THING IS THE BEER,
THE BITTER AND THE LAGER,
FOR EVER AND EVER,
BARMEN.

My Interests

Let me answer this this way; What doesn't interest me? Slow drivers, essays, math, arrogance, table manners, penises, mustard and horse raddish. Anything else is pretty much good to go! *note this list to remain tentative for additional items

I'd like to meet:

Drug lords, Transvestites, Mafia, High School Principals, Telemarketers. ------- If your job title ISN'T on this list, then feel free to hit me up with a message!

Music:

Anything but Polka and disco. Ok so disco is starting to grow on me...

Movies:

Withoutt a Paddle, Italian Job, Pirates of the Carribean, Rat Race, The Longest Yard (2005), Office Space (wheres my stapler?!)

Television:

Thats right! The history channel and National Geographic punks!

Books:

sadly..I never learned to read