I've valeted 2000 cars, competed in 3 World Rock Paper Scissors Championships, and surfed Lake Ontario. I'm an avid geocacher, homebrewer, and biker in New York City, and I love to shoot experimental video (see below). I have an impressive collection of MLB All-Star ballots and a blazer made out of ketchup packets. I like writing letters to my grandmother and sipping bottomless cups of coffee at the diner. I once taught a zero credit class on the history of zombie cinema, and I twice biked 100 miles through New York City. But, in all seriousness, I just want to go to Egypt.www.jumbolumpinc.com
