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Phillip

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I think, therefore, I am. I originally joined this as a joke. But after meeting and talking to some incredible people I feel i've learned a lot and even done some growing up (i'm sure i'll grow down again...but this is my current state). I'm a kid at heart. I love train sets and bottle rockets. Bar stools and ashtrays. Don't smoke, but I'm drunk right now. I wear one sock, when i sleep. I look younger than I am. I got carded buying a playboy one day and it made me happy. It made me sad when i forgot my ID. I enjoy hitting browse...it makes me feel in control. I'm a perfectionist. I procrastinate to the point of not getting something done. Oh, inconsistent me...crying out for consistency...I'm unpredictable...i go to bed at 12:30..sometimes earlier...sometimes later. I'm on this site for the simple fact that it allows me to put off studying. I find myself playing golf more and more...i must be getting old. I hate friends...the show. I love mothers...the cookies. I write things...like this...because i'm an idiot. I smile...on the inside. I never...write complete sentences. I put others feelings before mine. I'm honest to the point that it sometimes gets me in trouble. If we become close friends, i'll probably end up liking you...its a curse. I don't like giving money to bums, or as i call them hobos. I feel sorry for David Spade because he was so good with Chris Farley.....one's dead and the other's short. He does have more money than me though...Bastard Spade

My Interests

Music, Acid-wash jeans, one-night stand (up comics), depends (they take me back to my childhood, muenster cheese, Getting to know V more and more each day, accounting, numbers, random adding of friends (NOT), girls, rhymin and shit, Fantasy Foozeball, Golf, Soccer (Futbol's unamerican), Tennis, and Pocket Pool.

I'd like to meet:

myself in a carnival mirror...bettlejuice...someone who'll call me jerkface in public, then plant a big one on my lips...fags, queers, steers, bitches, hoes, pimps, rappers, dreamers, carpet cleaners...whoever else falls into a category...i'm not very individualistic...unless you got ur tattoo before 2002.

Music:

Boston, Chicago, Alabama, Kansas, (add town name here), Kajagoogo, Hall & Oates, Seals & Croft, Captain & Tennille, Guns & Roses, Love & Rockets, Echo & the Bunnymen, Marilyn Monster, Missing Persons, ELO, Elton John, Alkaline Trio, Mars Volta, Rival Schools, The Killers, The Police, Bad Astronaut, Jane's, Modest Mouse, Sparta, Lagwagon, Del, Tupac, Getz, Miles, Monk, Rachmaninov, Propagandhi, Mark Knopfler, Built to Spill, Dirt McGirt, The Get Up Kids, The Cure, DJ Stephen Hawking, Taking Back Sunday

Movies:

Lord of the Rings, Gladiator, Braveheart, Escape to Witch Mountain, Citizen Kane, Waiting for Fuckface (i mean Guffman), Bad News Bears, Ghostworld, City of Lost Children, City of God, Donnie Darko, Master and Commander, The Abyss, Unbreakable, Spirited Away, Kicking and Screaming, Coalminers Daughter, North by Northwest, Billy Elliott, Love Actually, Moulin Rouge, Bottle Rocket, Finding Nemo, The Bourne Identity, Lost in Translation (too good)

Television:

Beverly Hill Billies 90210, Barry Melrose's Place, Saved By the Smell, MSCL (Jordan Catalano is hot),21 Jump Street, Camp Jim, Buffy, English Premiership, Curb your Enthusiasm, Chapelle Show, Mr. Show, Sopranos, Su-Chef and Fuckface (this is the sit-com I'm trying to develop with Nerk)

Books:

Lots of magazines, Lots of texbooks, Moby Dick, The Lion, the witch and the Wardrobe, Bless the Beasts and the Children, The Legend of Sleepy Hollow, Dude I Know More by Ramo, Madonna Sex (it has some words..what they mean, i have know idea), Count of Monte Cristo, The Culture of Fear, The Odyssey, Rich Dad Poor Dad, The Millonaire Next Door

Heroes:

You must be the change you wish to see in the world.----Gandhi and The Underdog. Y tu mama tambien.

My Blog

The baddest mofo on the planet

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafte...
Posted by Phillip on Sat, 19 Nov 2005 09:44:00 PST

more lyrics

and you said I know that this will hurt but if I don't break your heart then things will just get worse If the burden seems too much to bear Remember the end will justify the pain it took to get u...
Posted by Phillip on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Politics

So anyway, being that its all election time (now over) i figured i'd get something off my chest. When the fuck did we become such a divided nation? America is the best country in the world and yet we ...
Posted by Phillip on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

statements

I figured i'd start something that i could add to depending on my current mood. 1. u meet the wrong people to get to the right person (8/1/04)2. Don't worry about losing. If it is right, it happens - ...
Posted by Phillip on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

electronik supersonik

This guy rocks ass! http://www.hugi.is/hahradi/bigboxes.php?box_id=51208&f_id=10 75
Posted by Phillip on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Fun stuff

Thanks to my girl sibyl for always coming up with some cool shit. Choose a band/or artist and answer only in song TITLES by that band:: The Smiths Are you female or male:: Handsome Devil Descr...
Posted by Phillip on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

thought this was kinda phat.

Here are Men's Fitness magazine's official 2004 rankings: Top 25 Fattest Cities: 1. Detroit. Last year: 3 2. Houston. Last year: 1 3. Dallas. Last year: 9 4. San Antonio. Last year: ...
Posted by Phillip on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

had a good day at subway yesterday.

When I was ready to pay for my order at subway yesterday, i noticed 3 of those sticker thingys just sitting there on the counter. of course i took them. I then paid for my meal and the girl behind the...
Posted by Phillip on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

tough call.

i give such a hard time to those people who just send me invites wanting to be my friend without sending me a message first. Its weird but usually when I finish talking to them I want to add them as a...
Posted by Phillip on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

who cares!

Hands down, this is the best day I can ever remember, always remember, the sound of the stereo, the dim of the soft lights, the scent of your hair that you twirled in your fingers, and the time on the...
Posted by Phillip on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST