I have just discovered television - it's full of stupid mindless crap, which is course is perfect for strung out Sundays...and I like bananas and ketchup, but not really at the same time. I drink a lot of wine - French wine. And beer. I just drink. As your lawyer I advise you to rent a very fast car.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Barely clothed pretty sketchers who like to share and get me in the door for free. Oh, and anyone who personally knows Mr. Simon or Mr. Schuster (even better if they owe you a favor).