Jeff "Comic Book Guy" Albertson

About Me

Hello, my name is Jeff Albertson, but everyone just calls me Comic Book Guy. I am in my 40's and run a comic book store in Springfield called "The Android's dungeon". I also happen to have in my posession, an entire collection of illegal videos tht have never been seen by the public, including videos of Kent Brockman picking his nose and Mister Rogers Drunk. No, I will not show them to you unless you happen to flash a 20 or a 50! The greatest moment of my life was probably the time Stan Lee spent a good deal of time in my store. However, things soon began to get awkward when Stan Lee became convinced that he was the Hulk anc claimed that he "really did it once". Please, he couldn't even turn into Bill Bixby!

Feel free to add my music to yuor profile. It is a collection of music from my favorite films. The songs are near mint!

My Interests

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Member Since: 28/10/2007
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Record Label: Worst label ever!

My Blog

Watch TV shows online!!!!

Just go to this website: http://www.surfthechannel.com/ to watch TV shows online!
Posted by on Thu, 29 Nov 2007 18:17:00 GMT

READ BEFORE ADDING ME, n00bish peasants!

I will only accept your freind request IF: You're a character/mainstream celebrity I happen to know you personally You own a fast food coorperation you are from DC, Marvel, etc. You are George Lucas, ...
Posted by on Sun, 04 Nov 2007 01:06:00 GMT

My survay, SCORE!

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Jeff AlbertsonBirthday:I don't rememberBirthplace:SpringfieldCurrent Location:The Androids Dungeon Comic shop in SpringfieldEye Color:I forgotHair Color:brownHe...
Posted by on Wed, 31 Oct 2007 01:31:00 GMT

Ripoff alert!

Welcome cinaphiles, couch potatoes, and TV nerds! Have you ever watched a TV show and thought "hey, I've seen this before!" have you ever wondered which shows/movies are copies of which shows/mov...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 03:43:00 GMT

Internet rumors I have started

Yes, I have spread many a rumor on the web. Here are some of them! * Sewers flood during commercials on "Matlock" broadcasts when old people flush simultaneously. * Devil babies roam the forests to th...
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 02:30:00 GMT

Translate English to Klingon!

To translate English into the far superior language of Klingon, go to this website: http://www.tc.umn.edu/~joela/
Posted by on Sun, 28 Oct 2007 01:28:00 GMT