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Me and a couple of my friends (Jake, Steven, and Brian) made a band, Slaughter of The Masses (SoTM), on my freinds list, and we're basically metal....well...there aint much else about me....just ask me questions if u wanna know more...sorry if i dont put much down but im just hazy :p ..........my number is 410-784-2103 or 410-603-8448I am: TypeR693 and TwistingSpiral08 if u wana chat
Your Life: The Soundtrack
Opening credits: Metallica - Orion
Waking up: Nirvana - Smells Like Teen Spirit
Average day: Avenged Sevenfold - Sidewinder
First date: Blink-182 - Girl At The Rock Show
Falling in love: 311 - Love Song
Love scene: Aerosmith - I Dont Wanna Miss A Thing
Fight scene: Lamb of God - Black Label
Breaking up: Staind - Everything Changes
Getting back together: Lifehouse - You and Me
Secret love: Hinder - Lips of An Angel
Life's okay: Rise Against - Swing Life Away
Mental breakdown: Lamb of God - Hourglass
Driving: Lamb of God - Omerta
Learning a lesson: Avenged Sevenfold - Bat Country
Deep thought: Linkin Park - Session
Flashback: Lamb of God - Vigil
Partying: Metallica - Master of Puppets
Happy dance: The Offspring - Pretty Fly For A White Guy
Regreting: Metallica - To Live Is To Die
Long night alone: Breaking Benjamin - Rain
Death scene: Avenged Sevenfold - M.I.A.
Closing credits: Alice in Chains - Nutshell
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Your Five Factor Personality Profile
Extroversion:
You have high extroversion.
You are outgoing and engaging, with both strangers and friends.
You truly enjoy being with people and bring energy into any situation.
Enthusiastic and fun, you're the first to say "let's go!"
Conscientiousness:
You have medium conscientiousness.
You're generally good at balancing work and play.
When you need to buckle down, you can usually get tasks done.
But you've been known to goof off when you know you can get away with it.
Agreeableness:
You have medium agreeableness.
You're generally a friendly and trusting person.
But you also have a healthy dose of cynicism.
You get along well with others, as long as they play fair.
Neuroticism:
You have medium neuroticism.
You're generally cool and collected, but sometimes you do panic.
Little worries or problems can consume you, draining your energy.
Your life is pretty smooth, but there's a few emotional bumps you'd like to get rid of.
Openness to experience:
Your openness to new experiences is high.
In life, you tend to be an early adopter of all new things and ideas.
You'll try almost anything interesting, and you're constantly pushing your own limits.
A great connoisseir of art and beauty, you can find the positive side of almost anything. The Five Factor Personality Test

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My Interests

Our Band: SoTM, music, music, music, music, music.......
ZAK
Zis forZappy
Ais forActive
Kis forKinky What Does Your Name Mean?

I'd like to meet:

Musicians: Jimi Hendrix, Bob Marley, Cliff Burton, Dimebag Darrell, Yngwie Malmsteen, Metallica, Black Sabbath, Steve Vai, Joe Satriani, Billy Sheehan, Lamb of God, Children of Bodom, Cradle of Filth, Layne Staley Chicks: Christina Scabbia, Amy Lee, Angelina Jolie, Jenna Jameson, Pamela Anderson, Jenna Haze, Briana Banks....a bunch more....oh and that special one that i should meet.. her too ;)
Your Stress Level is: 55%
You are somewhat prone to stress, especially when life gets hard.
When things are good, you resist stressing over little problems.
But when things are difficult, you tend to freak out and find it hard to calm down. How Stressed Are You?

Music:

any rock...basicallyTake the quiz:
What Kind of Music Are You? :::pics:::

Punk
You're a classic punker. Hard headed and strongly motivated in government relations. You probably like a lot of underground bands that other people at your school don't really know about. You consider people who shop at Hot Topic to be posers and you're overly proud of who you are.

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Movies:

Cliff 'em All, Up In Smoke, Nice Dreams, Half Baked i cant remember them all lol
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Television:

TV fucking sucks any more you know that???

Books:

music magsZack n Tiff

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Heroes:

My Dad, Cliff Burton, Jimi Hendrix, Yngwie Malmsteen, Steve Vai, Billy Sheehan, Tony Levin, Joe Satriani...i dunno, a bunch of people lol
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time started: 1:26am
full name: Zachary Austin Kunie
nickname(s): Zak
birthday: April 1, 1990
where were you born: the hospital
zodiac sign: Aries
height: 5'9"
weight: 138
hair color: brown
eye color: brown
shoe size: 10.5 or 11...depends
ring size: uhh...i dunno..but its pretty big
skin type (freckles, tan, albino, etc.): kinda tan
blood type: i forgot lol
grade: 11th
GPA: im outta school right now..but it was like 3 sumthin
siblings: Big bro and sis
tattoos: none...want some tho
piercings: none...want some tho
hobbies: playin bass like all the time lol
favorite
color: blue
food: big ass cheeseburger lol
candy: pretty much any kinda sour candy...
type of cheese: munster and provolone
pizza topping: pepperoni
salad dressing: uhh...sumtimes ranch...sumtimes italian
sandwich: B.L.T. haha
cereal: cinnamon toast crunch
fruit: apricot
vegetable: im not sure...
berry: blue
cake: birthday haha
book: no books..some mags tho...
movie: Half Baked
magazine: Honda Tuning, Sport Compact Car, SuperStreet
newspaper: uhh..i dont read the newspaper
tv show: i dont really watch tv
website: myspace i guess lol...
radio station: 93.5 The Beach
font: this one i guess lol
cartoon character: Stimpy..from Ren and Stimpy
artist (painter): i dont know..i dont mess with art..unless its music
actor: umm..idk
actress: Angelina Jolie
cd: Metallica - Master of Puppets
song: Orion
music group: Metallica
music type: Metal
day of the week: Saturday
month: December
season: Winter
holiday: Christmas
shampoo: idk idc lol
conditioner: idk idc lol
number: 69 haha
phrase: uhh.......ur gay
store: Pacsun
weather: cold lol
restaurant: i dunno...kinda dont matter lol
channel: i dont hav cable or w/e
teacher: i hate teachers lol....but my auto tech teacher is kinda funny sumtimes
weekend activity: partyin
hangout: w/e i end up lol
house color: huh? lol...grey?
sport to watch: extreme sports..like skateboarding, bmx
sport to play: i dont play sports
animal: bunny :) lol
flower: idk
guy's name: Zak...thts why i got it lol
girl's name: i dont think it really matters to me
board game: Life
party game: strip poker...if i knew how to play poker haha
story from childhood: just...growing up..i dont remember much lol
body part: eyes i guess lol
have you ever
been on a train: nope
been on a plane: nope
been in a car accident: yup
caused a car accident: i think so hahaha
run into a wall: yea lmao
burned a potato chip: yea..i like fire!! lmao
almost burned the house down: i think so
smoked: yea :(
been drunk: yea
been high: no
broken the law: alot of times lol
burned a cd (if yes, the one above is yes): of course
kissed someone of the opposite sex: yes yes
kissed someone of the same sex: no
frenched an animal: hell no lol
made out: yes yes
had cyber sex: yea lmao
gotten engaged: nope
had an .. relationship: yea
been rejected by a crush: yes
loved: yes
made yourself cry to get out of trouble: yes lol
cried in public: yes
cried over a movie: yes haha
fallen asleep in a movie theater: yeaaa
given someone a bath: no
been to a boarding school: no
been home-schooled: no
lost a valuable item: too many times lol
bungee jumped: no
skied: no
met the president: no
met a celebrity: no
gotten a cavity: yea
shopped at abercrombie & fitch: yea...long time ago
made a prank call: yea
skipped school: yea
faked sick to get out of school: yea
purchased something that you knew didn't fit: yea
climbed a tree: yea
fallen from a tree: yea
broken a bone: yea
sprained anything: no
passed out: no
made yourself pass out: no
been to disney world: no
been to a theme park (not disney): yea
said i love you and meant it (not to a relative): yes
made a model volcano (working model): no
made a clover leaf with your tounge: no
past
what did you do yesterday: umm...played bass ALOT...then i ate..played again..then went to sleep lol
memory you miss the most: too many to list
memory you want to forget: kinda more than one :/
something you regretted after it was done: too much
the last
song you heard: Deftones - Engine No. 9
cd you bought: Alone In The Dark Soundtrack
thing you said: dammit
time you cried: yesterday..dont ask stfu
movie seen in a theater: i 4get actually lol
thing you ate: chinese food
person who called: Maria
nail polish shade worn: ima guy
time you showered: this morning...gonna again after i get done wit this test lol
person who complimented you: Maria
at this moment
what are you listening to: the fan, a/c, annoying clock ticking
what are you wearing: white tanktop and boxers
what are you thinking: i wish i could be in sum1's arms
what are you scared of most: spiders
how many people are on your buddy list: 362
future
occupation: pro bass player...auto mechanic
marriage site: im note sure yet...sumwhere really romantic
honeymoon: hawaii
place to live: Germany sumwhere
kids: a few maybe
car: Honda Civic Hatch
what are you doing tomorrow: sleeping in...getting up..get a drink...play bass...
do you think george bush will be reelected: uhh no lol
will there be a wwIII: maybe??
will politics ever be truthful: idk
will humanity snuff itself out: probably
can the gov. be changed: hell no...they're so screwed lmao
friends
best friend: dj
funniest: jake
silliest: dj
loudest: dj
quietest: steven
craziest: me lol
calmest: me lol
skinniest: tracey...not a friend tho
best secret keeper: none...
worst secret keeper: almost all of them lol
the one you have but don't want: isnt tht supposed to be a secret? lol
smartest: not sure
preppiest: not sure
peppiest: kelly
most hyper: kelly
hottest: not sure
weirdest: y would i want them to be my friend if theyre weird??
biggest pervert: me :D hehe j/k
most annyoing: hmm?? idk
shyest: me
most religious: lauren
do you believe in
heaven: yes
hell: yes
angels: yes
devil: yes
god: yes
buddha: no
aliens: no
ghosts: no
spirit (soul): yes
soulmates: yes
reincarnation: kinda
love at first sight: sumtimes i think it mite exist
karma: yes
love in general: yess
luck: hell no lol
yourself: yes
crush
who and when was your first crush: about 1 year ago..Lauren
any now: yes
a celebrity crush: tht girl from Without A Trace..Poppy Montgomery
who do you want to be with right now: Hmm... :)
whos number do you want: i think i hav all the numbers i need lol
who do you want to kiss: Hmmm??
what is something you dont understand about the opposite sex: im not sure
if you could go on a date with anybody, who would it be: Hmm...
on scale of one to ten, how romantic are you: umm u tell me...i think im about a 7-8
first thing noticed about the opposite sex: at a far distance...butt lol...close up..theyre eyes
what do you look for personality-wise: very nice...romantic
biggest turn on: really nice..hott
biggest turn off: stinky lol
something thay weat that turns you on: thong..black lingerie
something they wear that turns you off: gothic clothes
the most romantic thing you want to happen to you: making out in the rain
the most romantic thing that has happened to you: stared into each others eyes and said i love you
what do you wear on a coffee date: huh?
is it right to flirt if you're taken: no
is cyber cheating: yes
are eyes the passegeway to the soul: yes
who would you like to take to the prom: Maria lol
do you want to hug somebody right now: YES
do you know what an aphrodisiac is: yes i dooo :)) lol
describe
mellow: chilled out
melancholy: sad
the perfect date: the most romantic date ever...as long as i get to hold u in my arms by the nights over lol
the perfect mate: really nice....very romantic...awesome..beautiful
how m&m's are made: by chocolate...idk lol
why manhole covers are round: u tell me..i hav no f'n clue lol
one or the other
coke/pepsi: pepsi
sprite/7-up: sprite
boxers/briefs: boxers
gold/silver: silver
vanilla/chocolate: vanilla
flowers/candy: candy
book/magazine: zine
tv/radio: radio
glass half empty/half full: depends on my mood lol
democrat/republican: democrat i think....w/e isnt george bush lol
colored pencils/markers: markers
coffee/tea: coffee
sun/moon: moon
day/night: night
hot/cold: cold
dog/cat: cat
button/zipper: zipper
cotton/feather pillow: cotton...feathers poke ur face after awhile lol
blue/purple: blue
plumber/trashman: ???
jeans/shorts: jeans
long distance relationship/none: depends...
mechanical/regular pencil: mech
matt/ben: i dunno
that 70's show/simpsons: tht 70's show
kelso/eric: kelso
donna/jackie: donna
bart/lisa: bart
romeo/juliet: juliet
romantic comedy/thriller: thriller
nsync/bsb: nnnoooonnneee
peanut butter/jelly: peanut butter
waffles/pancakes: depends on my mood
letter/email: email...well...both lol
florida/california: cali
pizza/burgers: burgers
hat/visor: hat
football/rugby: neither
iceskating/blading: blading
movie at home/in theater: depends
first thing you think of when you hear
yellow: my Fox shirt lol
red lipstick: whore lol
socks: the ones on my feet
cowtipping: pushing over a cow lol
moulin rouge: a movie
greenland: a country
iceland: a country
harry potter: a book
red: blood
blackberry: a blackberry lol
rose: a rose
rooster: Rooster by Alice In Chains
taxes: damn money
bill clinton: sexual charges lol
whipped cream: sex dessert ;)
george w. bush: gay gay gay gay lol
lollipops: um..lollipops lol
dreams: my baby..
love: my baby
guys: im not gay
south park: funny ass show
boy bands: fuckin nsync
pengiuns: cute lol
girls: beautiful
thong: sexay
death: i hate it
spoons: hahahaha..lmao...u dont wanna know
junk mail: email about free viagra
dairy: gay
panties: oooo hehe ;)
your father: yo mama
pizza: pepperoni
britney spears: skanky hoe
vitamin: c
are you
happy: right now..yes
sad: kinda
religious: yes
bitchy: sometimes :)
crazy: sometimes
messy: sometimes
mad: not right now...but i can be pretty easily
slacker: yess lol
nerd: no
bookworm: no
jock: no
preppy: no
selfish: ....not really..but kinda
giving: yes
obsessive: sometimes :/
violent: not with ppl...i take it out on walls and shit when i do get aggresive
calm: yes
peaceful: yes
mellow: yes
eccentric: not really
caring: yes
untrustworthy: no
loyal: yes
patriotic: not for my country really lol
perverted: sometimes
colorful: sometimes
artistic: in music...very
miscellanoues
what color is your jacket: dont hav one on
do you shave: yes
where: my face
what color is your razor: black, silver, and green
what size is your bed: uhh..queen i think
what color crayon would you be: burnt sienna lol...cuz they took it out
what are the last four digits of you phone number: 3118
feelings ..ion: thats very wrong
how lond does it take you to shower: half hour 45min at the most
what does your screenname mean: an old band name....my other one is a car
thoughts on blonde pop stars in general: hott..but theyre mostly hoes
who so you trust the most: a girlfriend...love just gets to me :)
is cussing a necessity in life: no..i wish i could stop cussing actually
how about coffee: no
is the world screwed: yes..very much so
what something you cant live without: love
what time did you fall asleep: last night...arouns 1 or 2
know what 69 means: yes i do haha
how about 143: no..but i know 420 lol
can you live without a microwave: not hardly lol
what do think about death: i hate it
where and when do you want to be married: when im old enuf..maybe on the beach?
do you want to drop out of school: no
why is the sky blue: becuz the light reflects off of the ocean..right?
what is a good trait about yourself: i hav a good personality
what do you always think about: my love
what is wrong with your school: its gay gay gayyy
what is right with your school: nothing lol
how do you react to change: depends..
do you talk to yourself: sometimes...i hear vocies..in my head!! ahhhh
what is your opinion on love: i love it haha..cant live w/ it..cant live w/ out it lol
can you afford to lose weight: kinda..but not relaly
what color would you dye your hair: idk..i thought about blonde...but idk
best thing anyones told you: tht im like the guy every girl wants...
what is your reaction to someone telling you you're hot: wow...i dont think so...thank you :)
does being psycho appeal to you: no..
if you wrote a book, what would it be about: killing ppl!! ahahahahha..sike.....it'd be about cars lol
what would you change your name to: Benicio
longest crush lasted how long: over a year
tme finished: 2:28am
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