Muir

Everyone is so proud of their myspace pages. But I am about to put an end to that. As my url says, this is the myspace to end all myspaces.

You guys aren't even going to know what hit you. You are just going to look at my myspace and weep. In fact instead of always saying "my myspace" I am going to just say myspace and from now on everytime someone says myspace it should just automatically refer to this page.

My HTML and CSS skills are so much better than yours that you don't even stand a chance. In fact now that I think about it, I almost feel sorry for you. Wait, what am I thinking? You guys might as well go post your profiles on loser space. It's over.

By the way... your mom called she wants her my space back.