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Mr. Travis!

College is over...WTF?

About Me

Have you ever read a book and said "my story is way better than this!" One time I did, so I wrote about my experience "coming out" to my Fraternity, and it got published...one year later I had been on 3 magazine covers, a couple TV shows and received more than 100 hate messages because I was miss quoted as saying "Homosexuals are going to hell" in a center spread in the countries largest gay magazine, yeah I am "that guy." So here is the deal, listen close. I am just a good ole boy from Phoenix. I went to Washington High School. Ghetto x12. I like cheerleading... haha, no but seriously I've been doing it for like 12 years. Who cheers that long? honestly. I played tennis in high school, and yes I could probably kick your ass on any given Sunday. I was on the swim/dive team. I am the dive master. The master of diving disaster. I got braces when I got to college because I want to be perfect...no one will ever be perfect, so it's more less a hobby that will keep me busy for the rest of my life. In my spare time (try saying that with tons or sarcasm) I did some stuff up at NAU (Northern Arizona University.) So listen, here it comes, the word vomit, me talking about myself, me bragging, the simple facts about good old Travis. I just finished my term as Student Body President of my University. I was captain of the NAU cheer team. I was the Vice President, social chair, philanthropy chair, and Public relations chair for the Sigma Chi Fraternity. I was the chairman of the Student Activities Council. I am the Special Events Coordinator for the IntraFraternity Council. I was my universities homecoming king, and oh yeah the highlight of my life is working for the United Spirit Association. I am a summer cheer camp instructor, yeah...I am "that guy." I just shot a spread for Playboy magazine's "Best Dressed man on Campus." Don't worry, I am not naked. Are we all on the same page? So that is me in a nut shell. I would venture to call my life "fantastical." Now however, I am a washed up College Graduate living in Tempe, doing nothing and F-ing LOVING IT!

My Interests

I am down with OPP. I like tons of crap, weird crap. A tastey little tid bit on Travis is that he LOVES Drag Racing. If I could do anything in my life, it would be driving a 325 MPH Nitro Funny Car down the quarter mile...heck yes. I do the cheer thing. As my friend Heath would say "you can hold a 120 pound girl above your head on one hand." Damn Right. I can out tumble you, out dance you and for sure out smile you on any football field nation wide.

I'd like to meet:

I want someone who is more popular than me, and people wish they could be. I am basically looking for a celebrity. Any future jet setter, give me a call...haha, no but seriously look me up if you are legitimately famous. I am gay because I like boys, not boys who act like girls. If you drive a lifted F-150 supercab on 22' rims...let me know, lets make some babies haha. I want a guy who plays sports and knows about cars and can help me re-tile the pool house. I want someone who won't get mad if I don't want to show my emotions in public. I have a 50 year contract with this thing called "my life." You are more than welcome to come along, but this show ain't stopping for no one.

Music:

I just listen to Dane Cook and Ellen on my I-pod all day. Please take a moment to picture me walking around campus awkwardly laughing aloud by myself...get the visual? good.

Television:

What is television? Someday when I finish my 2nd masters degree and have a big title before and maybe even after my name I will watch TV again...and eat ICECREAM. The other day I realized I havent had ICECREAM in like years, what is college doing to me?!

Books:

You need to pick the October issue of playboy staring me as "The Best Dressed man on Campus."

Heroes:

Bill, Abe and George. Bekah Giles, Heather Fong and Jessi Balsis. My dad, grandma Susie, and God.