I am down with OPP. I like tons of crap, weird crap. A tastey little tid bit on Travis is that he LOVES Drag Racing. If I could do anything in my life, it would be driving a 325 MPH Nitro Funny Car down the quarter mile...heck yes. I do the cheer thing. As my friend Heath would say "you can hold a 120 pound girl above your head on one hand." Damn Right. I can out tumble you, out dance you and for sure out smile you on any football field nation wide.
I want someone who is more popular than me, and people wish they could be. I am basically looking for a celebrity. Any future jet setter, give me a call...haha, no but seriously look me up if you are legitimately famous. I am gay because I like boys, not boys who act like girls. If you drive a lifted F-150 supercab on 22' rims...let me know, lets make some babies haha. I want a guy who plays sports and knows about cars and can help me re-tile the pool house. I want someone who won't get mad if I don't want to show my emotions in public. I have a 50 year contract with this thing called "my life." You are more than welcome to come along, but this show ain't stopping for no one.
I just listen to Dane Cook and Ellen on my I-pod all day. Please take a moment to picture me walking around campus awkwardly laughing aloud by myself...get the visual? good.
What is television? Someday when I finish my 2nd masters degree and have a big title before and maybe even after my name I will watch TV again...and eat ICECREAM. The other day I realized I havent had ICECREAM in like years, what is college doing to me?!
You need to pick the October issue of playboy staring me as "The Best Dressed man on Campus."
Bill, Abe and George. Bekah Giles, Heather Fong and Jessi Balsis. My dad, grandma Susie, and God.