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... and from the icey sea the beast rose with such force that the glacier that once held the majestic city crumbled and the empire slowly slipped into the sea. The beast, with fire in it's eyes, just laughed and shrugged. For it was not his doing that caused the city's fall, but the creatures he had just before left dead at the bottom of the sea. They gnawed the foundation of the city untill it was balancing on a spike. The moon would not listen to this beast who he found arrogant and uneffected from the devastation. So slowly he froze in the position wich he rose, forever remembered for saving the earth ... at the price of the most glorious city ever to grace this planet. This beast's name was MATTHEW!
What metal band are you?
Opeth
You are Opeth! You are very poetic with your lyrics, and your music flows like a waterfall. Your emotions change from angry to sad very quickly. Some people don't like you because you can sound too depressing. You're one of the best metal bands in the world, and you worship your fans!

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My Interests

Eat, Sleep, Guitar, Guitar, Guitar, Video Games, Guitar, Guitar, Guitar, Guitar, Guitar, Guitar, and CHEESECAKE!

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet any bad-boned babe who knows how to groove, screem like a banshee, and most definately loves rollin' with the crew while bumpin' the illist shit this side of bancock. DANG! YOU DANCE LIKE A DISCO ANGEL!IM ME DAMNIT! AIM/YIM:Fistertin

Music:

METALLICA!!!!!!!Iron Maiden, Queensryche, Pantera, Opeth, Meshuggah, Nevermore, Dissection, Nile, Slayer, Sepultura, Megadeth, Anthrax, Testament, Dragonlord, Iced Earth, Rush, Slipknot, Overkill, Dew Scented, Immortal, Judas Priest, Steve Vai, Van Halen, Rusty Cooley, Joe Satriani, Dokken (only because of George Lynch), Black Sabbath, Damageplan (don't realy listen to them, but any band with Vinni and Dime is A-OK by me), Shadows Fall, Cacophony, Marty Friedman, Jeff Loomis, Death Angel, Sanctuary, Al Petrelli, Chris Poland, Yngwie Malmsteen, STEVE FUCKING HARRIS!, John Petrucci, Tony "double threat" McAlpine, Skid Row, Disturbed, Boston, Kansas, Yes, Armored Saint, Ozzy, Black Label Society, Zakk Wylde, Jake E. Lee, Randy Roads, Kirk Hammet (I don't care what you say, he is badass), my dad's bands Metal Tyrant and War Machine, Jason Becker, James Hetfield, Jon Schaffer, Mic Thompson, Bruce Dickenson, Geoff Tate, Warell Dane, Phil Anselmo, Corey Taylor, Richard Christy, Joey Jordson, Mikeal Akerfeld, Martin Lopez, Niel Pert, Lars Ulrich, Cliff Burton, Dimebag Darell, and finaly, the reason for me even being into music today ... My father George Abrams and his good friend and guitarist in all his bands, Jeff Write
I AM 15% EMO! Okay... so I'm not emo at all.. I am probably not even goth, because goths are just messed up emo kids... I am probably a metal head... or into boy bands... Take the EMO test at Fuali.com
I AM 61% METAL HEAD! I rock just as hard as the rest of the thrash set, except when no ones looking I like to get down with a little "More than a Feeling." Take the METAL HEAD test at Fuali.comI have failed the metal gods. Yes being just a "metal head" is admirable, but when you are someone like me, who lives and breathes metal you can't help but be disapointed in yourself with a 61% ... excuse me, I'm gonna go cry myself to sleep and probly have a nightmare of Halford and Zakk Wylde hunting me down to kill my sorry non-metal ass ...

Movies:

ANCHORMAN!!! Kung Fu movies fucking rule! Dumb and Dumber or any Jim Carry movie. Monty Python and the Holy Grail, SPINAL TAP! Megadeth Rude Awakening!, Rush in Rio, and Iron Maiden's Rock in Rio!

Television:

TV is for perverts and lesbians.

Books:

Frankenstien, any book on heavy metal, Captain Underpants, and various guitar and metal magazines

Heroes:

Steve the Pirate from Dodgeball, Jim Carry, Dan Marino, Rich Gannon, and my favorate guitarist at the moment is Jeff Loomis.

My Blog

Phantom Zone

Yeah sure Mr. Phantom, you look convincing enough. With your purple hood and mask with white eyeballs. Just a second though, what are those? Sparklers? flowers? piccolo petes? PUHLEEEZZZ! You better g...
Posted by The Face-Making Fist on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 01:57:00 PST

sometimes I wish

We had more of the spirit of japan in our culture. I mean they have so many great things, mainly obscure video games. Enter a game called Choaniki: Legend of Holy Protein ... Which is without a doubt ...
Posted by The Face-Making Fist on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 01:52:00 PST

F all this

I'm tired of this bullshit, I just wanna be happy and have fun, damnit!
Posted by The Face-Making Fist on Tue, 27 Jun 2006 12:14:00 PST

karate kick!

you know the little ads that have games in them to get you to go to their stupid sites? Well that one where you are the karate dude is especially devious. It's totally ego slamming when you see this l...
Posted by The Face-Making Fist on Fri, 16 Jun 2006 09:35:00 PST

ouch this hurts

this feeling hurts ... being emo is so gay I know, but this feeling is totally sweaty balls.
Posted by The Face-Making Fist on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 10:36:00 PST

I have many christian friends ...

me being the curious person I am ... I tend to sit down and read my bible (thanks brit and satina) every now and again. I stumbled upon a verse in Corinthians wich stated "Do not be yoked together wit...
Posted by The Face-Making Fist on Wed, 07 Jun 2006 11:43:00 PST

some tag thing ...

The first player of this game starts with ' 6 weird things/habits about yourself '. In the end, you need to choose 6 people to be tagged and list their names. The people who get tagged need to write a...
Posted by The Face-Making Fist on Wed, 03 May 2006 05:48:00 PST

How it feels when paranoia is validated

Have you ever gotten blown off by a friend and fed a completely rediculous excuse that it makes you wonder how high your friend must value your trust? Lets say a bandmate ditches practice to hang out ...
Posted by The Face-Making Fist on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 05:11:00 PST

pay the man, he tried his best.

Oh man a lot has been swirlin' in my head as of late. First off, I want to announce once and for all that Appomattox is dead ... DEAD. Ever since we parted ways with Eric we just fell apart, and I was...
Posted by The Face-Making Fist on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 12:15:00 PST

Like my Machine? I built it with my feet!

Man, our show at Club Static went pretty well ... I was especialy proud of Josh, he unleashed the druming beast within! Also thanks to Hejira who hooked us up with the show and played one hell of a sh...
Posted by The Face-Making Fist on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST