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how to get out of a speeding ticket!!!

A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following exchange:Officer: May I see your driver's license? Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th DUI. Officer: May...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 16:52:00 GMT

bigity blow!!! just do it!!!

1. Who are you?2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. Do you think im cute?5. Do you have a crush on me?6. Would you kiss me?7. Would you DO ME?8. Give me a nickname and explain why you pick...
Posted by on Thu, 02 Jun 2005 00:59:00 GMT

why jimmy page is the greatist guitarists ever

Why is Page the Greatest? There are not many guitarists that can combine the producing and song writting skills the way Jimmy Page does. While many guitarists were getting their sounds by plugging int...
Posted by on Wed, 11 May 2005 12:10:00 GMT

time magizine!!!! about swimmers and water polo players!!!

"Because of certain physiological changes in certain hormone producing metabolic pathways during aerobic and anaerobic exercise, swimmers are the most sexually active college athletes."- TIME Magazine
Posted by on Sat, 09 Apr 2005 21:32:00 GMT

i care alot about u!!!

A girl and guy were speeding over 100 mph on the road...Girl: Slow down. Im scared.Guy: No this is fun.Girl: No its not. Please, its too scary!Guy: Then tell me u love me.Girl: Fine, I love u. Slow do...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Mar 2005 19:20:00 GMT