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semantic blockage

About Me


My parents brought me up right so I work hard and open doors for ladies. I always got good advice for my friends who need it. I always listen to people when they’re talking (and depending on whether or not they’re full of shit I’ll throw it back in their face). I pay all my bills on time and manage to keep good credit. I don’t take for granted the small things that make my days all that much more enjoyable. I’m cautious of which girls I put my dick in and have managed to stay disease free so far. I’m an above average skateboarder. I have a sarcastic and perverted sense of humor which is the best kind to have. I don’t recycle, BUT when I take out our empty bottles I set them to the side of the dumpster so the bums that come through our apartment complex can grab them easily and make an extra buck. So I guess I give back to the community as well.

My Interests


Music, Skateboarding, Jacuzzi Floozies, Drinking Games, Steering Wheel Karaoke, Golf, Guitar Hero, Drawing, Camel Filters, Chess, Airsoft Guns, African Soccer, Cooking, Tattoos, Ortho Tricyclen Prescribers, Late Night Diner Food, Taylor Ham, Shitty Guitar Playing, Foreign Horror Movies, MC Escher, and Salvador Dali.

I'd like to meet:


To be perfectly honest, I don’t really want to “meet” anyone on gayspace. I’m primarily here to keep in touch with folks I already know (catch up with the ones I haven’t seen in a while). The best thing I ever did with myspace was find that setting in account privacy that requires people to know my full name or e-mail to request a friend add. Random requests from shitty bands and those "webcam advertising" pages were getting out of control. So if any real people are trying to request an add don't be discouraged by that, just send a message instead (which should be done as a courtesy anyway).

AIM - DrDonkeePunch

Music:


Rancid, Misfits, Social Distortion, Vandals, Operation Ivy, Green Day, AFI (before they sucked), Redemption 87, Nerve Agents, Criminals, All Bets Off, One Man Army, Living End, Sick of it All, NOFX, Turbo ACs, Luckie Strike, Tsunami Bomb (before Obliette left), Love = Death, 3 Day Weekend, Shit Outta Luck, Scattered Fall, Lobstrosities, MxPx, Rise Against, Rev Horton Heat, Strung Out, None More Black, Tiger Army, Against Me!, Boy Kicks Girl, Distillers, Screw 32, American Nightmare, Bad Religion, Lagwagon, Death By Stereo, jocks, Fleshies, Missing 23rd, Propaghandi, Good Riddance, Only Crime, Pennywise, BigWig, Minor Threat, Screeching Weasel, Filth, Dropkick Murpheys, Creeps, Thought Riot, US Bombs, Blatz, Anti-Flag, Ann Beretta, Ataris, Subhumans, Crass, Exploited, Dead Kennedys, Frisk, Descendents, Explosion, Forgotten, Avenged Sevenfold, My Chemical Romance, Crucifucks, Guttermouth, Millencolin, TSOL, Crimpshrine, Swingin Utters, Blink 182 (old), Sex Pistols, OSKER, Refused, Sharp Knife, Diesel Boy, Flogging Molly, Unseen, Germs, Bouncing Souls, Specials, Suicide Machines, Against All Authority, CapDown, Link 80, Slackers, Choking Victim, Leftover Crack, 78 RPMs, VooDoo Glow Skulls, Mad Caddies, Slow Gherkin, Catch 22, Streetlight Manifesto, Inspecter 7, Toasters, Rx Bandits, Hepcat, Lets Go Bowling, Less Than Jake, Skankin Pickle, Assorted Jelly Beans, Hippos, Attaboy Skip, Undercover SKA, Longshot, Mustard Plug, Mephiskapheles, Big D and the Kids Table, Buck O Nine, Cypress Hill, E 40, 2 Pac, Del, Sage Francis, ADLM, LPS, TightRopeWalkers, Guru, Okwerdz, Organics, Dialated Peoples, Swollen Members, Snoop Dogg, Dr Dre, Eazy E, Wu-Tang Clan, 2 Live Crew, RBL Posse, Atmosphere, Beastie Boys, Eminem, Ice Cube, NWA, Outkast, Ludacris, DMX, Living Legends, Aesop Rock, Murs, Sole, Grouch, Sublime, Ozzy Osbourne, Offspring (old), Nirvana, Beatles, Rolling Stones, Fleetwood Mac, AC/DC, Aerosmith, Johnny Cash, Sinatra, KISS, Rage Against the Machine, Deftones, System of a Down, Authority Zero, Nine Inch Nails, Tool, Bloodhound Gang, Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, B52s, Bob Dylan, Billy Idol, Korn, Marilyn Manson, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Tom Jones, Stone Temple Pilots, Pink Floyd, Ventures, Coasters, Otis Redding, Stray Cats, Marvin Gaye, Bob Marley, Led Zeppelin, Doors, Tom Petty, Billy Joel, Jimmy Eat World, Steve Miller Band, Elton John, Queen, Roy Orbison, Jefferson Airplane, Who, Violent Femmes, Cars, Everclear, Buffalo Springfield, Creedence Clear Water, Janes Addiction, Blondie, Limp Bizkit (1st album only), Weezer, Alice in Chains, Streets, Foo Fighters, and They Might Be Giants

This Weeks Song:
Billy Joel - Only the Good Die Young
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*if it doesn't load, blame shitty ass geocities

Movies:


Half Baked, Batman, Jay n Silent Bob Strike Back, Toy Story 2, Scarface, Shawshank Redemption, Big Trouble in Little China, Goonies, Harry and the Hendersons, Office Space, Pulp Fiction, South Park, Monty Python Holy Grail, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Happy Gilmore, Empire Strikes Back, Nightmare Before Christmas, Grumpy Old Men, The Shining, American Beauty, National Lampoon's X-mas Vacation, Reservoir Dogs, Saving Private Ryan, Godfather, Army of Darkness, Sandlot, Jungle Book, Princess Bride, Friday, Skate Videos and Porn

Books:


I'm not sophisticated enough to utilize books as a source of entertainment

Heroes:


Lester Burnham

My Blog

schfifty five

reminds me of rotisserie chicken at Ratt's house for some reason...
Posted by ...:::JØHN:::... on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 08:09:00 PST

drunk ass

see how far you can get this yodling dipshit to stagger...
Posted by ...:::JØHN:::... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

pacman

classic...
Posted by ...:::JØHN:::... on Sat, 24 Mar 2007 07:44:00 PST

kitten cannon

Grant's favorite game...
Posted by ...:::JØHN:::... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

end of the world

so what if its not a game... ...
Posted by ...:::JØHN:::... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

fly the copter

CAUTION: ADDICTING STUPID GAME...
Posted by ...:::JØHN:::... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

xiaoxiao

hit [spacebar] to reload...
Posted by ...:::JØHN:::... on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 08:10:00 PST

trogdor

haha, this game sucks but w/e...
Posted by ...:::JØHN:::... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

putt putt

...good luck with the 18th hole...
Posted by ...:::JØHN:::... on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST