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code name Mortified Penguin

About Me

O nce upon a time everything was lovely, but that was before I had to deal with people,I was a North American Fall Webworm in my past life. Those were the good old days......I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm in flap-jaw space with the tuning fork does a raw blink on hara-kiri Rock.. I NEED SCISSORS! 61! .. "Don't take life too serious. You'll never escape it alive anyway."- Elbert Hubbard Balls of Steel 042114151146145040151163156047164040152165163164040141142157 165164040160141163163151156147040157156040171157165162040147 145156145163056015012127145040143141156040154145141166145040 142145150151156144040155165143150040155157162145040164150141 156040152165163164040104116101056015012124150162157165147150 040163160145145143150054040155165163151143054040154151164145 162141164165162145040141156144040155157166151145163056056056 040015012167150141164040167145047166145040163145145156054040 150145141162144054040146145154164015012056056056141156147145 162054040152157171040141156144040163157162162157167056056056 015012164150145163145040141162145040164150145040164150151156 147163040111040167151154154040160141163163040157156056015012 124150141164047163040167150141164040111040154151166145040146 157162056015012127145040156145145144040164157040160141163163 040164150145040164157162143150054015012141156144040154145164 040157165162040143150151154144162145156040162145141144040157 165162040155145163163171040141156144040163141144040150151163 164157162171040142171040151164163040154151147150164056015012 127145040150141166145040141154154040164150145040155141147151 143040157146040164150145040144151147151164141154040141147145 040164157040144157040164150141164040167151164150056015012124 150145040150165155141156040162141143145040167151154154040160 162157142141142154171040143157155145040164157040141156040145 156144040163157155145040164151155145054015012141156144040156 145167040163160145143151145163040155141171040162165154145040 157166145162040164150151163040160154141156145164056015012105 141162164150040155141171040156157164040142145040146157162145 166145162054040015012142165164040167145040163164151154154040 150141166145040164150145040162145163160157156163151142151154 151164171040164157040154145141166145040167150141164040164162 141143145163040157146040154151146145040167145040143141156056 015012102165151154144151156147040164150145040146165164165162 145040141156144040153145145160151156147040164150145040160141 163164040141154151166145040141162145040157156145040141156144 040164150145040163141155145040164150151156147056 ....

My Interests

Me,Me,Me,,,I JoKe..Working out,Writing,80's,painting,shopping,Pro-wrestling,MMa,Movie,a nd Technology

Observe your motivations for breaking the arbitrary laws of the current government.Rage endlessly against everything that we have become.

I'd like to meet:

Raptor Jesus is the saviour of all mankind, and will deliver thee to carnivorous enlightnement.

Music:

Audio Bullys, Paul Oakenfold, Massive Attack, Basement Jaxx, anything Breakbeat,House,80's New Wave,Trip Hop & lil bit Classical

Movies:

THX 1138..

All That Jazz

Television:

HD 47in flat screen Sony, DVR ,Xbox(360), Ps2, Adult Swim,Heros and House

Books:

Dictionary/ Thesaurus

My Blog

Just awe inspiring sh!tOa/O?

    It takes a lot of guts for most people to stand out from the crowd, more than you'd think. If someone is free thinking, they're going to be more likely to be "free thinking" with th...
Posted by *uPŽy/q/‰ _  on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:54:00 PST

Sit down gentlemen, and I’ll tell you a story...

    We go back to 1934. Admiral Burn had just reached the pole, only hours ahead of the Three Stooges... And I guess he won the argument, but I walked away with the turnips. The follo...
Posted by *uPŽy/q/‰ _  on Sat, 10 May 2008 06:53:00 PST

My luck works best when things are, random.(Serious Business)

I used to love America, I used to be proud and believe in the Government and all that shit. Now I find it hard to believe anything I see in the news or anywhere else. I don't even want to vote anymore...
Posted by *uPŽy/q/‰ _  on Sun, 04 May 2008 04:55:00 PST

( ?_?)

    Due to extensive research done by the University of Pittsburgh, diamond has been confirmed as the hardest metal known to man. The research is as follows. Pocket-protected scientists...
Posted by *uPŽy/q/‰ _  on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 05:15:00 PST

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    Iwish the world was a different place. I'd like to go on vacation and go and romp and play and just do that. You know what I mean? I mean, that's what I want it to be. That's how, t...
Posted by *uPŽy/q/‰ _  on Tue, 05 Feb 2008 11:18:00 PST

( `--´ )

    You shoot your portal gun. Finally, the delicious cake is in your reach. You step through the portal. Something is wrong. This is not delicious cake, nor is this Sparta; this is dis...
Posted by *uPŽy/q/‰ _  on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 08:10:00 PST

//_.) and after having a new mail address...& TIME

    ... I have to log into my old mail (via msn) cause I need to send some files to myself to my own computer and within 3 seconds of me being online for the first time in over 1,5 year...
Posted by *uPŽy/q/‰ _  on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 08:37:00 PST

Hello, board members. I come to inquire a few questions about Real Life.

 Five out of five or seven days of the week, I am to actively wake up and board a long, phallic vehicle to the teaching facility building. I am instructed to enter certain rooms at certain times ...
Posted by *uPŽy/q/‰ _  on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:06:00 PST

Bound N human flesh,inked N blood&amazingly hard2pronounce-I am ApoCalypsoNOWIts whats4dinner!D

There are innumerable ways to smile, but only three types matter 1: the normal smile. no explanation needed.2: the evil smile. no explanation needed. 3: the creepy smile. Can range from that kind of ...
Posted by *uPŽy/q/‰ _  on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 10:37:00 PST

Youll never guess what i found in my pants today! .......Come on, guess!

I belive that there exists a universe that is simply an infinite set of perfectly aligned chairs, and its name is "Hamiltonian," That our universe is shaped like a Mobius strip or a Klein bottle ...
Posted by *uPŽy/q/‰ _  on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 10:59:00 PST