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Jacob

I am here for Friends

About Me

I am the Jakester 9500. I like Hondas. I like other cars too, but Hondas more than the others, probably because I own one and I know more about them because of this. I live in the 'hood'. I do some drafting for my career, and surprisingly, I like it. Yea. My girlfriend is pretty cool too. Yea. That's me, in a nutshell. A pistachio shell.

My Interests

I always think that I don't have very many interests, which is true. The only realy interest of mine is automobiles, which is quite an expensive hobby. I do have one other interest though, how about the best girlfriend ever? yea, that's a big one. and those two things are what make up my life.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet those people that weigh 800+ pounds. Then I want to smack them in the face and hold a mirror in front of them. Seriously, that is disgusting and people shouldn't get to be like that.www.Jango.com

Music:

Bush, Dave Matthews Band, John Mayer, Incubus, Soulfly, Deftones, Rage Against the Machine, Slipknot, Counting Crows, Limp Bizkit, Panic! At the Disco, Bob Dylan, 311, Sublime, Led Zepplin, Bright Eyes, Death Cab for Cutie, The Postal Service, Rilo Kiley, The Cure, Alice in Chains, Pearl Jam, Lil Wayne, Kanye West, Eazy-E, Aesop Rock, Atmosphere

Movies:

SuperBad, Chuck and larry, Ice Cold, Blades of Glory, Adam Sandler, 40 Year Old Virgin, The Cable Guy, Edward Scissorhands, E.T., Benny and Joon, fuck it, I don't feel like thinking

Television:

Kid Nation, A Shot at Love With Tila Tequila, Ace of Cakes, The Simpsons, 8 Simple Rules, Pokemon, Early morning mtv and vh1

Books:

I don't read books

Heroes:

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My Blog

Woo Random Garbage!!!!!!

Hannah was a jerk and tagged me, and acording to Alisha I am pretty random so this blog is fitting for me. Plus, I don't ever post new blogs cause im cooler than you. 1.  I love to drive fast wit...
Posted by Jacob on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 05:35:00 PST

Wha What Yo?

I see you read my blog, now isn't that nice Now I leave in imprint in your face from the ring that is ice I roll through this streets with my 89 inch rims Im so gangster all my hats have straight brim...
Posted by Jacob on Sat, 06 Jan 2007 02:03:00 PST

More on the 5-0

So the last time I wrote a blog about the cops, it was more of a bitch fit, but not this time. Today I skipped the first hour of class to hang out with Danny so I could get the full effect of how swee...
Posted by Jacob on Wed, 28 Jun 2006 09:07:00 PST

The House in My Kitchen Smells like goat cheese

So I am sitting on the couch and my stomach is making gurgly noises. Today I ate a chicken salad sandwich from Rutter's. One time I got a chicken salad sandwich from Rutter's and there was a piece of ...
Posted by Jacob on Sat, 22 Apr 2006 11:35:00 PST

Ugly Stuff

How in the hell does stuff that looks really ugly become cool? People think it is cool to have the sweaters that only cover half of your back. People think it is cool to wear eskimo boots (Uggs). Peop...
Posted by Jacob on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 10:44:00 PST

The 5-0

For some reason, the blogs I post are only to complain. So I just left from getting my girlfriend her Valentine's present when I get pulled over. I thought that this was really strange because I had b...
Posted by Jacob on Wed, 15 Feb 2006 09:29:00 PST

Shnow

I don't have some great story or anything. I just want to complain about the lack of snow we have been receiving this year. The whole point of the cold season is for the snow to fall. I know that not ...
Posted by Jacob on Fri, 23 Dec 2005 12:34:00 PST

Holy Feces Batman

I am not one to write blogs, but I thought I had to share this one. So I was at work today when I was told that I had to clean the bathroom, well that's not too bad I've done it before. While approac...
Posted by Jacob on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 09:22:00 PST