Fuzzy Wuzzy (WAS a bear. Now he’s a Hot Mess.) |
i took the bus today. i sat down on someone's recently discarded gum.it was hard enough trying to sneak into that homeless kid's bag of cans (i can never reach the coin drop).i can't get the gum out o...
Posted by on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 01:26:00 GMT |
what we want for xmas |
So, i posted a bulletin the other day, in hopes that some of you puppets would respond... Did you see? I asked what you all wanted for xmas. The response was overwhelming; THREE people asnwered.
Now...
Posted by on Sat, 24 Dec 2005 01:25:00 GMT |
we've lost one of our own |
For those of us who were close to SmittySmittyOvenMitty, we are very sorry to inform that he has passed on. Smitty, a frog-like Hand Puppet, was fatally wounded in a baked goods incident, Friday after...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 12:44:00 GMT |
hey DOG OWNERS! (a reader contributes) |
hey dog owners! usually you're all fucking HUMANS! clean up after your dogs! yeah yeah, it's been raining, but that's no excuse! when one of us steps in soggy dogshit, it's a lot worse for us than it ...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 13:36:00 GMT |
Raph, thanks for the arm |
so i've got the arm of a fucking ninja turtle. anyone wanna date me? i've still got a nice rack. and a sudden appetite for pizza and kung fu. message the page if anyone dares. you fuck off, ken. go me...
Posted by on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 17:19:00 GMT |
Yo Barbie Dude |
Yo Barbie dude, if you can rock a robot-ninja arm me and my bros got like a truckload of Foot parts from our righteous battles. You can take those mechs apart and put 'em back together like Play...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 11:41:00 GMT |
I need an ARM |
i fucking lost an arm on my way home from Chances last night. had kind of an accident. i think the fucking headlights are out on my stupid pink plastic ferarri... they've never worked right... i did g...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Nov 2005 12:25:00 GMT |
dear pony .253, |
i think you should just get her drunk and fuck her. it's probably lust, or an issue of wanting something you can't have. once the mystery is gone, i bet you'll move on to other conquests, maybe even o...
Posted by on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 22:13:00 GMT |
Ask-A-Puppet No.1 |
Dear Ask-A-Puppet
i am in love with this girl i live with. we have been together almost our entire lives. she used to take me everywhere with her when she was younger, even school, and we would have t...
Posted by on Fri, 28 Oct 2005 20:31:00 GMT |
no one likes to put their hand inside a soggy puppet |
the rain is back in the northwest. that means we're going to have to start crashing laundromats and sneaking into dryers with people's clothes. in light of what happened to me last winter, (when my ey...
Posted by on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 01:13:00 GMT |
