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.. My name is Dan. GEEK METAL GEEK METAL GEEK METAL!!!I never really had any dreams or goals, except to become a rockstar. That didn't work. I'm pretty calm and mentally stable, but I can be wild when the metal turn's on. I love all types of hard rock...Yeah, I listen Nazi Skinhead punk too. If you think theres a problem with that, please explain because I can act like I care just to make you feel better about yourself. I joined the Army to escape society, and so far so good mother fuckers. I train just like the the rest of the soldiers. If I die, I don't want a funeral, I want a fucking PARTY! A Going Away to Glory party! I want beer, Kegs of the finest German beer.(i prefer Becks Dark). I want Jager, and Jim Beam, and Colt 45. I want Manowar and Primal Fear to play at my Party. And Yngwie Malsteem with Dio....yeah, and 3 Inches of Blood!!! And I want everyone who shows up to give my Mom a shitload of money, because I don't think she likes alcohol and heavy metal. I am going to save the rest of my enlistment bonus so this party is possible. Don't be sad if I die, you can't stop me Bitches (this is NOT a suicide threat, it's an invitation to my Going Away to Glory Party if I just happen to die).Or take my corpse to the next Wacken Open Air.