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About Me

My name is Gareth. Im 23 and have no hair - hence this is dubbed 'My Bald Space'. Im currently undertaking a Graduate Law Degree at La Trobe University. My main ambition is to become a barrister so I can make lots of money, act like an arrogant cunt (oh wait I already do!) and to wear one of those wigs - at least I'll look as if I have hair then!
I'm generally a quiet person but when you get to know me I'm a complete nut. As Mark says I'm a 'smart dumb cunt'. I think that suits me quite well. Thank you Mark, now go fuck yourself and those funny pants you wear before I turn you into a prostitute named Chole with webbed feet.
I'm a metal head and will always be one. Nothing can compare to it ever. I dont mind other forms of music (I'm not narrow minded like some) but yeh nah, metal is what I love best! Nothing more awe inspiring then seeing a band tear it up on stage. Always gets me fired up - hence amongst my metal mates I'm know as the crowd surf and pit master of disater! HA! I'm a big advocate for Aussie metal bands. Some of them are mentioned in the music I listen too. Keep it brutal guys!
If you are from the Fear Factory Forums I am WhiteHateMachine; if you're from the Melb Band Forums I am MachineOfHate. Big thanks to Ef for letting me pinch the photos she took @ Fear Factory. How fucking good were our spots? Right up the front on the barrier! HAILS!
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My Interests

Im interested in a lot of things. Uni is bloody great but very complex! Apart from study (can you believe I'm going to be a lawyer one day?), I like going out to metal gigs be they local or international acts, drinking and acting like a bezerker when im out and about. Hanging out with my mates is also very important! Especially mates like Jilzcore, THE LOZZ and THE MIKE! Love you guys heaps! Sideways is the only way to go in life! Woooooooo!

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Fear Factory, Megadeth, Opeth, Amon Amarth, Children of Bodom, Arch Enemy, Exodus, The Haunted, Judas Priest, Blind Guardian, HammerFall, Iron Maiden, Frozen Eternity, Pantera, Down, Manowar, Pantera, Funeral, At The Gates, Anthrax, Armoured Angel, Celtic Frost, Wintersun, Ed Guy, Damaged, Chaosweaver, Ill Disposed, Demonhunter, Deeds of Flesh, Anal Cunt, Psycroptic, Catwitch, Burzum, Morbid Angel, Behemoth, Fintroll, Rhapsody, Nile, Alarum, Pig Destroyer, Fuck I'm Dead!, Satyricon, Blood Duster, Nevermore, Nightwish, Shadows Fall, Filthy Maggoty Cunt, Mudvayne, Sikth, Meshuggah, Machine Head, Ministry, Lamb of God, Killswitch Engage, Destroyer 666, Nun Slaughter, Bathory, Dark Tranquility, Deep Purple, Astriaal, SYL, Devin Townsend, Mayhem, Dry Kill Logic, Cannibal Corpse, Kreator, Dragonforce, Gamma Ray, 8 Foot Sativa, Deicide, Hatebreed, Overkill, Slayer, Sepultura, Soulfly, Dethklok (do you folks like coffee?), Guns N Roses, Black Sabbath, Ozzy, Black Label Society, Dungeon, LORD, Pegazus, The Bezerker, Vanishing Point, Synthetic Breed, Mortal Sin, Hobbs Angel of Death, Inhumaine, In Malice's Wake, Alpha State, Catwitch, Dreadnaught, Anarchsphere, Flesh Embraced, Gospel of the Horns Guild of Destruction, Elrazor, Moredhel, AC/DC and many many more!

Movies:

Ones that make you think there are monsters under your bed.

Television:

24, and mainly ABC and SBS news related programs. Excellent stuff!

Books:

Religion, Norse Mythology, Paganism, War, Metal, Social Sciences, Law etc.

Heroes:

Johan Hegg - Amon Amarth
Burton C Bell - Fear Factory

Mikael Ã…kerfeldt - Opeth

Children of Bodom

HammerFall

Peter Dolving - The Haunted

Hansi Kursch - Blind Guardian

Aussie Metal Titans - Destroyer 666

My Blog

I'm not ashamed of being white.

Julzcore sent me this and I just about jumped outa my chair at how true it is. I've been arguing the same points for ages now. Have a read. -You call me "Cracker", "Honkey", "Whitey" and you think it'...
Posted by THE GAZ on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 04:15:00 PST

Videos

Decided to put some videos up for you to have a look at if you like. I've put up Opeth, Fear Factory, Arch Enemy and Amon Amarth. Somehow, I don't think myspace would like it if I was to put up some ...
Posted by THE GAZ on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 11:36:00 PST

RIP - Christian Loos

Well what can I say? Another metal brother has fallen! For those not in the know, Christian Loos was co-founder of doom metal band 'Funeral'. He was found dead 28/10/2006. He was only 31. Although I'm...
Posted by THE GAZ on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 03:40:00 PST

Gigantour (G.2006.OZ)

Gigantour (G.2006.OZ) - Melbourne 24/10/2006 This is just a short review of last night's antics @ Festival Hall. I'll add more when it comes to me. I'm still in complete and utter shock and awe about...
Posted by THE GAZ on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:04:00 PST

THE POWER!!!!!!!!!!!

Whenever I put on the YELLOW SOCKS I'm taken over by THE POWER! I'm telling you Mike, the socks have power...POWER!! Manowar - The Power I've got the power to fly into the windThe power to be fr...
Posted by THE GAZ on Sun, 22 Oct 2006 10:16:00 PST

Killswitch Engage/Lamb of God/Unearth

What can I say to describe last night? I think the best word to use would be brutal. Absolutley loved every minute of last night (well every minute I can remember, I was beyond blind!) Got into town a...
Posted by THE GAZ on Fri, 20 Oct 2006 10:50:00 PST

RIP - Jared Anderson

Man what is it with some really infamous metal performers dying lately? Just found out that that Jared Anderson (ex Morbid Angel/Hate Eternal) bassist/voclaist passed away 14/10/2006. The dude was onl...
Posted by THE GAZ on Wed, 18 Oct 2006 09:56:00 PST

THE LOZZ!

This here, my first blog is dedicated to THE LOZZ. She is a god damn fucking legend! Seriously, she is more of a sister to me than my real sister. I can always act like myself when I'm around snotface...
Posted by THE GAZ on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 05:29:00 PST