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Ted

Professional Raconteur

About Me

I am forced into speech because men of science have refused to follow my advice without knowing why.

My Interests

Rock, rock climbing, reading, writing, Who Wants Ice Cream?, skiing, bouldering, Owning/Getting Owned, the mountains, the desert, road trips, beef jerky, the West, ladies!!!, empty spaces, ice-cold PBR, Modelo, or Lone Star; putting food in my mouthhole, music in my earholes, learning in my mindhole.

I'd like to meet:

Stupendous and unheard-of splendors await me below, and I shall seek them soon.

Music:

Get owned by: Shiner/Hum/Failure/Jawbox; The Great Fire of Sixteen Sixty Six, Traindodge, Riddle of Steel, The Life and Times, The Storied Northwest, Retisonic, Year of the Rabbit, ON, Helmet, Soundgarden, Radiohead, Slint, Burning Airlines, Channels; Catch, Catch Perfect and all Hobizal/Mullins/Murphy projects; Houston, Bluetip, Molly Mcguire, Gunfighter, Shudder to Think, Smart Went Crazy, Beauty Pill, Faraquet, GVSB, QOTSA, Zep, +/-, Drive Like Jehu, Hot Snakes, Season to Risk, Foo Fighters, 70s Steely Dan, 70s/80s The Police, Depheche Mode, DJ Shadow, Dalek, Deltron, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Beasties, Amon Tobin, Dan the Automator, Glassjaw, Deftones, Baby, AC/DC, anything with shreddin'. If you think I'm going to list everything, you're fucking crazy.

Movies:

Jeebus: Lord of the Rings, Fight Club, Three Kings, Ghosbusters I and especially II, Predator, Willow, Harry Potter, Bourne series, Blade Runner, OG Star Wars, Conan, Donnie Darko, Big Lebowski...fuck it, if you haven't formed your own flick stash by now you should be fucking shot.

Television:

Simpsons, Mr. Show, The Office, Freaks and Geeks, Daily Show, Home Movies, TiVo, FOX News 24/7 BIOTCH!

Books:

My favorite book is magazines!

Heroes:

Lord Charles Headington Creamworth, III; Killy McGee; Turd Ferguson; The Surl; anyone who cops to eating glazed babies (you know you love it).

My Blog

'Bout Time

Not that anyone should give a crizzap, but I'm finally leaving New York for the cultural hotbed of Vail, CO. And by "cultural hotbed," I mean "braaah, there's like beer here...aaaaaand skiiiiing!" Ev...
Posted by Ted on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 08:54:00 PST

Repository

So I guess this will have to serve as a repository of my mental "leavings" until I can get the official dealy up and running. So, I'll get to torture people with my daily mental meanderings. Ah.....
Posted by Ted on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST