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Borat

About Me

Hi, you like me, I like you. My name is Borat Sagdiyev and I am from de country of Kazakhstan. I work for thee Kazakhstan Television stations. You can see me in america on the show "ali g show" on the HBO in the part called "Borat's Guide to America". I came to USA to date a girl and gain entry to her........her.........vergeen. A girl that has a nice face, is not jew, no history of retardation in de family. Also I am a very very very good at having a sex, more then de american men because I am big like can of pepsi. But if you cheat on me, I will crush you, cause I hate de cheat. I like to do a many things, and I have a senses of humor. I like to play a game called shoot dog, where we shoot dog and have a party. I hope you can remind me of my a wife who is dead, and maybe we have a sex sometime cause I havent had it in a while, so my sack is ah very....ah heavy. See you around the myspace yes.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

a girls vergeen, not my ex wife...........who was boooooooooring!
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Borat Sagdiyev................hey thats me!
Birthday:
Birthplace: Kazakhstan
Current Location: Los Angeles, CA
Eye Color: Brown
Hair Color: Black
Height: 6'4
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right
Your Heritage: I am jew
The Shoes You Wore Today: Hush Puppies
Your Weakness: I like girls
Your Fears:
Your Perfect Pizza: yes
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: To gain entry to a girls vergeen
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: yes
Thoughts First Waking Up: Will I have a sex today, yes wow we wow wow
Your Best Physical Feature: My......My......is big like a can of pepsi
Your Bedtime: no bedtime for Borat yes
Your Most Missed Memory: My dead ex wife
Pepsi or Coke: yes
MacDonalds or Burger King: yes
Single or Group Dates: I like a sex with the mouth
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: yes
Chocolate or Vanilla: uh
Cappuccino or Coffee: yes
Do you Smoke: Borat no smoke
Do you Swear: yes sometimes, but don't tell please
Do you Sing: I sang the Kazakhstan national anthem at a baseballs game in the minor leagues
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: My ex wife, I loved her, but she was boooooooooring!
Do you want to go to College: i went to school in Kazakhstan
Do you want to get Married: I have a new wife.......she is good............better than my last.......yes
Do you belive in yourself:
Do you get Motion Sickness: when i make a sex
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: freak with the sex yes!
Do you get along with your Parents: ...................
Do you like Thunderstorms: while I am in the sex yes!!!
Do you play an Instrument: yes, but its a naughty one, yes!!!!!
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes!
In the past month have you Smoked: no no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: not the borat
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes!, I went on many dates, and had many nites of sexy time
In the past month have you gone to a Mall:
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos:
In the past month have you eaten Sushi:
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes!, i played a guitar for people
In the past month have you been Dumped: yes!, but I still had a sex wow we wow wow!
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping:
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: One time I carried a girl to my house against her will, and now she is my wife! yes!
Ever been Drunk:
Ever been called a Tease:
Ever been Beaten up:
Ever Shoplifted:
How do you want to Die: having a sex yes!
What do you want to be when you Grow Up:
What country would you most like to Visit: I like a U S of A
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Blue eye
Favourite Hair Color: Blond
Short or Long Hair: eh, I like a both
Height: Maybe this high
Weight: Not a big gurl, but a medium size gurl
Best Clothing Style: She can not be a jew
Number of Drugs I have taken: She must be tight like a man's anus
Number of CDs I own: She must have no history of retardation in family
Number of Piercings: She must have plow experience, at least one year
Number of Tattoos: She must have.........a nice features! yes!
Number of things in my Past I Regret:

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