Stuff! Things! Parkour! RMAX! Computer games! Playing! Singing! Acting! Concertina! Dancing! Eating! Paintball! Eating Paintballs! Live Music! Pointlessly sensible political causes! Limited time offer! Not available in stores!
Yes, I would! How about tomorrow, for coffee!
Plasterkatz! Dead Hensons! Boban Markovic! Das Klown! Red Elvises! Tom Lewis! Le Vent du Nord! Thou Shalt Not! Pigface! Life is Bonkers! I am the only person on Myspace who likes Life is Bonkers! Aquabats!! But wait, there's more!
Mystery Men! Big Trouble in Little China! Conan the Barbarian! A Beautiful Mind! Samurai Fiction! Tetsuo II: Body Hammer! Fist of Legend! Leon! Troy! Pitch Black! Secret Adventures of Tom Thumb! Meet the Feebles! Now how much would you pay?!?
Venture Brothers! Max Headroom! Firefly! Invader Zim! Guess which of these is still on the air!
Body Flow! Snow Crash! Cestus Deception! Virus of the Mind! Tales of Pirx the Pilot! Armor! Wyrd Sisters! Ragnar Bensons' Big Book of Homemade Weapons! The Big Book of Thugs! Ashen Victor! Bil the Galactic Hero! The Big Book of Big Books! Name the Adjective Noun!
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