Jeremy

I tried stand up comedy for a while but the feeling of raw egg slime and rotten tomato goo tossed at my face wasnt very appealing. Maybe it was my neon spandex pants i wore...i dont kno..... So, I ventured into the mime industry only to be convicted of a felony for beating the invinsible man with my invisible bat.....honestly, it was his fault...he shouldnt have tried to steal my corvette. Lately, I've thinking about joining the midget circus but I might have a problem since they do have a height limit....whatever happened to equal opportunity????....so, in a crabshell, i guess i'm still the same ol hopeless romatic softy that inevitably gets dubbed as the "Nice" guy or as the filipino girls say "kuya or manong". Who would have ever thought that such a word of endearment could render a man worthless????.....well, i got news for you.....Muahahaha.....silly rabbit, Tricks are for kids. If by now u havent 1) shaken ur head in disgust 2) said the following or any variation thereof "Jeremy, ur an idiot/retard/weirdo/loser" 3) cracked even a pubic hair of a smile 4) performed any combination of the previous three choices then may God have mercy on your soul. Chances are you knew me, know me, or recently met me......if you knew me....there's too much to tell you about my life that i refuse to fit it on this page. So, pretty please with a mango on top with whip topping and hot caramel email me, call me, IM me so we can catch up.....if you know me....your just as big a loser as I am for being on myspace. Get a hold of me pronto (and no its not the donut store) so we can die in laughter as we compare who lives the more pathetic-e er life....and lastly, if you recently met me, then you have yet to see my full potential of idiocracy.....have a safe n sound life....and remember please dont run with scissors, pee in the direction of the wind, dont have sex with animals... but most importantly smile cuz you never know who could need one