you're so eloquent.
DO THE PUPPET MASTER!
American Gladiator & The Office.
Blog.
jesssssss.
You are my best friend in the entire world. I love every minute that we spend together because I'm more than likely laughing so hard that I almost pee. You always give me wonderful advice and you never fail to make me smile. I love you more than anything and I promise to always be your guardian.
I LOVE YOU, JESSICUNT!
sadie bandit.
SADIESADIESAAAAADIE! You are the most reliable person in my life. You've helped me get through tough times when I needed it most. I love hanging out with you, playing at open mic, being in plays, or just driving in your car. You mean so much to me, Sadie, and I don't know how I'll survive without you next year.
I LOVE YOU, SANDIE JENKINS!
Sam.
Talks to me on the phone about everything. She also has damn fine booty buns.
matthew sorrow.
Also known as "DJ Heartquakes;" is a striving and thriving hip-hop artist who will someday be world famous for his hit single "SHAKE YA FISTS."
willis blunt.
A distant relation of James Blunt who has a knack for being suave with the lady-types. He thinks you're the most beautiful young sir this side of Pakistan.