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We arnt northern we arent southern, wer're just chill. We are in Maryland, the best state in the US, which means we have skiing out west, farm country to the north, the bay right in the middle, the ocean out to the east, and suburbs all over, take your pick.Senior week, or should I say month is not only in Ocean City it IS Ocean City...This is the drunkest month in America... We can drink any city/state under the table. (i.e. we have a better night life than you!) The best beer pong players are all Maryland born and bred. Here, Flip cup is considered a Varsity sport. Flip or get kicked off the table!!! Bmore has the highest murder rate in the nation....don't fuck with usWe can hit the club, drink at a friend’s house, and go to southern Maryland for boating/crabbing and offroading, all in one weekend. We have an excellent selection of colleges to party at on the weekends....that means more sorority girls!Old Bay seasoning is the shit... We call it pizza, pie is just gay. Summer will make you sweat your balls off, and winter will give them frostbite. We've never thought anyone from Cali was a god. We get shit loads of snow days and use them to drink and go sled riding/skiing/snowboarding.We have some of the best LACROSSE in the world. Bayhawks; MLL National Champs and Hopkins; NCAA National Champs. We call a creek a "crick" We call a sink a "zink" We don't wash our clothes we "warsh" them :::HELL YEA We have soda not pop. Every time you go to see the Orioles you hope a homerun breaks one of the warehouse windows... You remember where you were when the Ravens won the Superbowl and the Terps won the National Championship We all know Ray and Jamal didn't have anything to do with those crimes... We get off school for three inches of snow ::: sad but true We can take apart a crab like a surgeon ::: DAMN STRAIGHT And we BONG beers like it’s our job. We're from MARYLAND and PROUD of it!-------NAPTOWN

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