If i ever had any reason to be emo.... |
Ok!So, i don't generally like to whine as it's my problem and i'm not looking for sympathy, but these last few days have been retarded and basically emo-tastic:Monday night:My cat is attempting to esc... Posted by Emo-Dave on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:48:00 PST |
I lost my keys.......oh wait |
I totally panicked this morning, unable to find my keys....
ANYWHERE
I looked through the fridge........the sink......the freezer, bathtub.....bed, closets, drawers
lifted the couch
ended up locking m... Posted by Emo-Dave on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:40:00 PST |
Dave has a staaaaaaaaaalker |
So here's the whole story.
I meet this girl at the bar on a sunday night, i get wastedgive her my number and say you seem cool, lets hang out.
This was my first error. (where are my friends when i nee... Posted by Emo-Dave on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:12:00 PST |
So I got a letter from the Government |
Apparently I'm a household that hasn't fufilled its cenus duty. I should comply or they will follow up with phone calls, and threatening letters.........apparently
Quite,
"Touche Mistress Govern... Posted by Emo-Dave on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:44:00 PST |
Online dating is ridiculous |
Hmmm,
I've decided I'm slightly confused with people and their attempts to "pick-up" online. Conversation starters seem to orbit around the exact same lines:
"I've got 7 tattoos and a bunch of p... Posted by Emo-Dave on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 12:54:00 PST |
What could be better than finding money in an old coat? |
Finding illegitamate ......substances in your inside pocket possibly?
how about the cure for cancer?
world hunger?
love?.....stains? (ew too far?)
anyways i know what i found, but obviously can't tell... Posted by Emo-Dave on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 12:09:00 PST |
Self-induced retreat syndrome |
"why my delusional system?" He felt cold fright rise up inside him; unable to stifle it, he felt it enter his chest, invade his heart.
"Who imposed it on me?" No one imposed it on you. It was a ... Posted by Emo-Dave on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 04:07:00 PST |
Mirror lover |
You Are 40% Abnormal
You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul. You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that... Posted by Emo-Dave on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 03:45:00 PST |
How perfect is this shit? |
Your 2005 Song Is
Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day"My shadow's the only one that walks beside meMy shallow heart's the only thing that's beating"In 2005, you bummed everyone out. Like y... Posted by Emo-Dave on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 03:16:00 PST |
epitaph |
Posted by Emo-Dave on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 12:45:00 PST |