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Emo-Dave

Dave is now accepting applications for a GF. - as per Tanya G.

About Me

So there I was deep in the institute for classical studies, when this haunting guitar line and rocking vocals leaked through an open window, next thing I knew, I had a guitar in my hands,tattoos everywhere and my classical vocal teachers wept at my vocal style choice......... Also there were an odd amount of baby bunnies everywhere...

Who is Emo-Dave?

That guy no one seems to truly get other than a select few whom, he thoroughly enjoys. They know who they are!

He plays in a band. (actually he sings) The band is called After the Fallen, they aren't half bad, and you should check them out. The emo one has a tattoo thing, he loves them, also black hair dye and eyeliner are a shade of fantastic

He doesn't actually refer to himself in the 3rd person, this was the first time, and he is having quite the chuckle typing this. (insert hilarious chuckle noises)

Say hello! or dont' (he wont lose any sleep over your decision.....*promise*)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Alexander Keith, Your Mom, Nicole Kidman

Music:

The Cure, Misfits, The Bravery, Depeche Mode, NIN, The Faint, The Dandy Warhols, Greenday, Alexisonfire, Modest Mouse, Radiohead, Armchair Cynics, My Chemical Romance, Foo-Fighters, Bowie, Mahler, Berlioz, Smile Empty Soul, Sublime, Weezer, Baby Jane, Snow Patrol, AC/DC, Kiss, The Killers, Ramones, andmany more but im lazy and refuse to type so suck it up and just ask if you're interested to know

Television:

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Heroes:

My Dad -Normally at a time like this I'd ask him for advice, and he'd say something that would make no sense at all, but somehow it would all fit together. Like, I would tell say, "Dad, I have a problem," and he'd say, "Well, what is it?" and I'd say, "Well, Dad, My girl wants to have a baby, but she doesn't want to get married," and he'd say "Dave, why milk the cow when you have a fridge full of steaks?" And I'd say, "Dad, that makes no sense," and he'd say, "Well, it sure made sense when that guy Chuck Connors said it in that movie Chinatown," and I'd say, "Dad, Chuck Connors wasn't in Chinatown," and he'd say, "Dave, if I wanted to have this conversation I'd have called that guy Siskel Ebert to talk instead of you," and I'd say, "Dad, Siskel and Ebert are two people," and he'd say, "Dave, just because the man is fat is no reason to make fun of him."

My Blog

If i ever had any reason to be emo....

Ok!So, i don't generally like to whine as it's my problem and i'm not looking for sympathy, but these last few days have been retarded and basically emo-tastic:Monday night:My cat is attempting to esc...
Posted by Emo-Dave on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 08:48:00 PST

I lost my keys.......oh wait

I totally panicked this morning, unable to find my keys.... ANYWHERE I looked through the fridge........the sink......the freezer, bathtub.....bed, closets, drawers lifted the couch ended up locking m...
Posted by Emo-Dave on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 06:40:00 PST

Dave has a staaaaaaaaaalker

So here's the whole story. I meet this girl at the bar on a sunday night, i get wastedgive her my number and say you seem cool, lets hang out. This was my first error. (where are my friends when i nee...
Posted by Emo-Dave on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 01:12:00 PST

So I got a letter from the Government

Apparently I'm a household that hasn't fufilled its cenus duty.  I should comply or they will follow up with phone calls, and threatening letters.........apparently Quite, "Touche Mistress Govern...
Posted by Emo-Dave on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 12:44:00 PST

Online dating is ridiculous

Hmmm, I've decided I'm slightly confused with people and their attempts to "pick-up" online.  Conversation starters seem to orbit around the exact same lines: "I've got 7 tattoos and a bunch of p...
Posted by Emo-Dave on Sun, 04 Jun 2006 12:54:00 PST

What could be better than finding money in an old coat?

Finding illegitamate ......substances in your inside pocket possibly? how about the cure for cancer? world hunger? love?.....stains? (ew too far?) anyways i know what i found, but obviously can't tell...
Posted by Emo-Dave on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 12:09:00 PST

Self-induced retreat syndrome

"why my delusional system?" He felt cold fright rise up inside him; unable to stifle it, he felt it enter his chest, invade his heart. "Who imposed it on me?" No one imposed it on you.  It was a ...
Posted by Emo-Dave on Tue, 21 Feb 2006 04:07:00 PST

Mirror lover

You Are 40% Abnormal You are at high risk for being a psychopath. It is very likely that you have no soul. You are at medium risk for having a borderline personality. It is somewhat likely that...
Posted by Emo-Dave on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 03:45:00 PST

How perfect is this shit?

Your 2005 Song Is Boulevard of Broken Dreams by Green Day"My shadow's the only one that walks beside meMy shallow heart's the only thing that's beating"In 2005, you bummed everyone out. Like y...
Posted by Emo-Dave on Wed, 01 Feb 2006 03:16:00 PST

epitaph


Posted by Emo-Dave on Thu, 26 Jan 2006 12:45:00 PST