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About Me

Get Your Own! | View SlideshowThe name . . . just call me TOW. I’m 21 from Jersey City. I’m 100% chubby and 110% beautiful. I have the attention span of a 5 year old; I get mad easily . . . too easily. I’m not the brightest crayon in the box, but I’m no idiot. I swear a lot, in fact, I say "fuck you" a lot and nine times out of ten I mean it, but if you don't get on my bad side, I’m really nice. I’m either the nicest girl you’ll ever meet or your worst nightmare. I’m immature. It can get annoying, I know. But I don't give a damn. I’m the coolest kid you’ll ever meet. I’m pretty outgoing and I fail to give a shit what anyone thinks about me. Why yes, I am a bitch! If you're a funny person, I’ll love you. And if you're goofy and manage not to get on my nerves-then I’ll also love you. I’m very random and sarcastic. Don’t take what I say seriously, I joke around a lot. I Laugh at everything. And that pretty much sums me up. . .

My Interests

I enjoy removing mattress tags, running with scissors and farting in crowded elevators. Now fuck off!!!

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet someone exactly like me! Why? Because I fawken rock! I rock my own socks! tee hee . . . I would also like to meet someone who loves and likes me for me, someone I can be myself around, I want to rock out with my cock out and hang out with my wang out! (Ok, I don't really have a cawk) someone whose not full of shit yadda yadda. But on the real it’s extremely hard to find sweet and sincere people these days; I’m not rushing anything-taken things step-by-step like the new kids on the block. I’m single and ready to mingle! YAY!

Music:

I’ll listen to just about anything; Rap, Hip-hop, I love my Pop music, 80's 90's megamix classics 3, basically anything except country and classical poop! =]

Movies:

Anchorman, ZooLander, all 4 Scary Movies, all 3 American Pies, all 3 Austin Powers, anything with Ben Stiller, Jim Carey, yadda yadda, I like ridiculous comedies, I enjoy a horror movies here and there, I also like some action movies.

Television:

I like watching autopsy on demand on HBO, MTV, MTV2, Maury, Jerry Springer, Wild’n Out, Yo Mamma, Mind of Mencia and Dave Chappell. =]

Books:

I don't like reading =x

Heroes:

I'm my own hero!

My Blog

5 POUNDZ!

YAY! I LOST WEIGHT NIGGY'S! 9-30-06 ; &n...
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RECOVERY ... EHHH?

OKAY SO IM MAKING SERIOUS CHANGES REGARDING MY FRIENDS. IM TO GOOD OF A PERSON. I WILL ADMIT THAT. IM PROBABLY THE BESTEST FRIEND ANYONE COULD EVER HAVE. AND PEOPLE SERIOUSLY TAKE ME FOR GRANTED. YOU ...
Posted by save a heart break a penis on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 05:59:00 PST

65 LBS FROM BEING SKINNY!

OKAY SO I STARTED GOING TO THE GYM, IM GONNA TAKE THIS SERIOUS THIS TIME! MY WEIGHT NOW= 215 LBS MY GOAL= 150 LBS CURRENT SIZE= 14/16 MY GOAL= 11/12 LET'S SEE MY PROGRESS!...
Posted by save a heart break a penis on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:28:00 PST