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ASIF ITS RACHEL!!!

hug the trees and fuck your garden

About Me

Bonjour im Rachel/raci
i like beer and festivals
I hate pretense,lies and people that cant say crisps and asked
I say asif lots I like insults that are are so wank there good
Cold beer
Laughter and finger monsters when hungover.
I hate when people have tomato sauce on their plate when I have to wash it!!!!!!.if it was brown it would be fine
I feel sorry for E.T.but I feel sorry for myself more because he scares me shitless.
I miss kicking the lazy tree on the way home from school and telling teachers not to bother setting homework because im going out to trash.
Definition of "Lie" And "Lying."
big lie, the 1. a gross falsification or misrepresentation of the facts, with constant repetition and embellishment to lend credibility 2. the propaganda technique, as in politics, of using this device
lie{2} vi. lied, ly'ing 1. a) to make a statement that one knows is false, esp. with intent to deceive b) to make such statements habitually
2. to give a false impression; deceive one [statistics can lie] vt. to bring, put, accomplish, etc. by lying [to lie oneself into office] n.
1. a false statement or action, esp. one made with intent to deceive 2. anything that gives or is meant to give a false impression 3. the charge of lying --give the lie to 1. to charge with telling a lie 2. to prove to be false; belie --lie in one's throat (or teeth) to tell a foul or outrageous lie
li-ar n. a person who tells lies. See also: creationis
being a creationist is not cool haha
The best MySpace Resource site and the best spiderman layouts .

My Interests

MUSIC...MUSIC,films,horse riding,but im not one of those....Daddy buy me a pony ppl! Going out,festvals,gigs,yellow pubs but not yellow films :s. buying things when im rich (NEVER)beer saying stupid things! boudoir fingers are not what your thinking WHORES! vikki made me this delightfull pic!

I'd like to meet:

someone who never hated being the boot or boat when they played monopoly.respect goes out to them,fair playfuck the world for all its worth every inch of planet earth DOIT DOIT DOITTTTT

MR GINGER JOSH DONT TALK TAKE ME HOME HOMME!!

....

Jesse Hughes!!.. BLATENTY BRINGIN GINGER BACK,THESE OTHER PEOPLE DONT KNOW HOW TO ACT.......OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT

Music:

Ska,punk,metal,rock bla bla im easily pleased, incubus,INME,the smashing pumpkins,primus,placebo,less than jake,nine black alps,alice in chains ,SEETHER!!rhcp,pantera,fearfactory,hendrix,slayer,wolfmother ,mudvayne.Nirvana, ,NOFX,AFI

chimaria the slackers,jeff buckley,pendulum

ben harper,jack johnson, reel big fish,foo fighters,hundred reasons,MXPX.FFAF,Poison the well,

thursday

,godspeed,grandaddy,the postal service,

prodigy

sparklehorseh2converge,roots mauva,penywise,morcheeba,kevin martin and the hiwatts,eighteen visions,the explosion,65 days of static,the drama,the distillers muse,the scissor sisters,

chemical brothers

mansun,AGAINSTME!an they dont sound like hicks grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr WHAT A LEDGE,I WOULD

Movies:

Dark crystal, the labarynth,shrek!hehe, the shining,the green mile, all the disney classics!(jungle book) anything scary,donnie darco,the never ending story, Willow,ten things i hate about you!(i want you i need you oh baby oh baby) valiant!!!

Television:

STUFF THATS GOOD data="http://www.youtube.com/v/IJ4nFHxRUsU"

Books:

lovley bones.the diving bell and the butterfly,high society.madolescence.terrypratcht stuff,fear and loathing,stevenking. the curious incident of the dog in the night.watchers,sleepers,lucky,a blast from the past,a safe place,watchers

Heroes:

my taid

My Blog

i wish i had a rabbit to hug when hungover

right i dunno why im even doing one of these gay things,but im bored and if i dont i think im actually really going to go mental! i bloody miss everyone so much and the distraction of all my mates tha...
Posted by ASIF ITS RACHEL!!! on Sat, 29 Sep 2007 01:28:00 PST

haaaaaaaa vino

can everyone thats meant to be out tinight hurry the fuck up,ive already had one bottle of wine and moved on to the second! if you dont hurry ill die.im in the atticc an have to climb down a lader bef...
Posted by ASIF ITS RACHEL!!! on Fri, 22 Dec 2006 01:00:00 PST

the dirtyyy bloody bastards

 firstly,what is this smiley all about,how can something look happy when its split in half just thought id do this its allot easier than telling people it all the time if you know me orrr someth...
Posted by ASIF ITS RACHEL!!! on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 11:59:00 PST

bloody doit

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want- good or bad. When your fin...
Posted by ASIF ITS RACHEL!!! on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 12:28:00 PST

*shuffle shuffle*

right then kiddies,not done a blog in ages and today is the day to do so. we have snowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww i will begin with the story of yesterday....are we all comfy??.........then i wi...
Posted by ASIF ITS RACHEL!!! on Thu, 02 Mar 2006 08:19:00 PST

NEW YEAR FANDANGO!

WELL WELL WELL....... here i am thatk fuck hahaha due to mine and my mates near death experience lol. so glad like haah. apart from that my new year was amazingly fun, but in a way i dont give a shit...
Posted by ASIF ITS RACHEL!!! on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 04:47:00 PST

love poem...or not

    a love poem by,amy sion and rachel haha my bits aint true!!     there was once a boy called sion who liked to spia a porn i cant really rhyme but damn he was fine ;)(hah...
Posted by ASIF ITS RACHEL!!! on Sat, 10 Dec 2005 03:46:00 PST

chatting shit,yes we rock

  haha just read back a convo i had with harri face it made me laugh hehe,so i decided to put it here,so you could all see what a tard she is :) or ace we are! lol ps join our fucking beard grou...
Posted by ASIF ITS RACHEL!!! on Sun, 13 Nov 2005 02:51:00 PST

WHEN FRIENDS DUMP YOU FOR SEX

SERIOUSLYYYYYYYYY STOP FUCKING START DANCING
Posted by ASIF ITS RACHEL!!! on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 10:37:00 PST

back to the oldschoolllllllll

  today i found a load of old pics,i thought they were funny,they made me smile anyway ::) thats me and my big sis jo, it looks like im going to bite her hmmmm propper daddys girl i was l...
Posted by ASIF ITS RACHEL!!! on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 09:29:00 PST