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About Me

Well Hello there! I am the type of person that can get along with anyone! I like stupid humor like Jim Carey. I hate high pitch squealing like Mariah Carey. Unless ,of course, I am the catalyst for your high pitch squealing..hee hee hee. I can be serious and I can act very immature. Thus is the contrast that is me and my life. Monday through Friday you'll find me bailing people out of jail as a bail bondsman (you better show up for court or it's gonna be goon squad time). I work for Binkley Bonding Company in Nashville and it's the best job ever!! I have a great boss (whassup Steve), I goof off about 50 of my scheduled 55 hours a week and I get to meet some very different people!! Also I hate talking about Dog The Bounty Hunter. Whenever you meet me, please don't bring him up!!! I mean I love the show, but that's the first thing people want to talk about whenever they find out what I do. For the record, the first thing someone says when I get them out of jail is "do you have a cigarette?" hahaha!! Whenever work ends (4 pm) my nocturnal side comes out. I love to party and act crazy around those I know best (you know who you are). I also love performing as a live musician (my band is Gretle). I play the guitar and love writing new songs. I live for the creativity of music!! My other favorite things are the Pittsburgh Steelers (superbowl 40 champs beeeeatches!!!) , Paris Hilton (don't be talking bad about her you know you're jealous), and my 3 amazing dogs (see photos) Keyon, Sascha and Celine. Eating Sushi ranks pretty damn high right now too (shout out to Rhiannon and Viragos in Nashville)!!!!!! I should really stop cussing, my mom hates that so much!! I would love to hear from anyone, especially females and especially if you look like a supermodel and are lonely!! LOL!! Also if you need a Bail Bondsman in the Nashville area hit me up at 615-259-3225 and ask for Darren!! If you're a lonely supermodel in a Nashville jail, then I'm sure we can work out something!! Hopefully you have a sense of humor out there!! fantasy layout @ HOT FreeLayouts.com MyHotComments

My Interests

Music,the Steelers,Boxing,Paris Hilton, Reese Witherspoon and girls who look like models The man who started it all for me...Terry Bradshaw!! 4 Time Superbowl champion quarterback!! The amazing Ben Roethlisberger!! A Superbowl champion QB at 23!!!! The cutest girl ever!! The queen of queens!!! I love her too!!! I will definitely miss the Bus!! Mr Jerome Bettis!! This guy is a true American hero. "BIG" George Foreman!!!! Yes I admit I have a conservative streak! I might be armed too!! LOL But it doesn't mean I want to force you to do anything you don't wanna. True conservatives don't care what you do as long as you don't hurt anyone else! Conservative doesn't mean Republican!!!! I am an independant! This girl is way smarter than she's given credit for!!!!!!!!Hey check out BIG George Foreman in this highlight vid!! .. width="425" height="350" ....

I'd like to meet:

Terry Bradshaw, Ben Roethlisberger, Jerome Bettis, Hines Ward, Jack Lambert, Lynn Swann, Rob Thomas, Gwen Stefani, Paris Hilton (again), Donald Fagen, Reese Witherspoon,George ForemanBEFORE THERE WAS BIG D ...THERE WAS LITTLE D! CHECK OUT THESE PICTURES OF ME THROUGH THE YEARS. AS YOU CAN TELL I'VE ALWAYS BEEN A MUSICIAN. ALTHOUGH I WAS INTERRUPTED BY FOOTBALL (NUMBER 44) AND BASEBALL (NUMBER 19) FOR A FEW YEARS! I WAS PROBABLY CALLING YOUR MOMMA IN THE PHOTO ON THE BOTTOM LEFT! LOLOL!! Darren with the stars!! Michael McDonald, Angie Aparo, Rush, John Waite, Robin Zander of Cheap Trick and Art from Everclear!! Look at my hair through the years!! LOL!!! I was already jammin out at 3!!.. Mardi Gras got a little crazy in Febuary 2005 once the booze took over!! But I never fumbled that football I was holding!! hahaha O.K. NOW ....BACK TO MUSIC. IT ALWAYS COMES BACK TO MUSIC! I love how adorable my bears look here! This pic sums up how sweet my Keyon Dawg is Here's my Keyon Dawg and Sascha Bear's momma. Meet Momma Bear and her litter of pups that included my doggies! Aww!! It's Keyon as a pup!!..!

Music:

All kinds including but not limited to: Rush, No Doubt, the Police , Steely Dan, Earth, Wind & Fire, Peter Gabriel, Led Zeppelin, Cheap Trick, MB 20, Anita Baker, U2, Hall & Oates (go ahead and laugh), Angie Aparo, the Cure, Depeche Mode, King's X, Journey, anything 80's Speaking of which, be sure to check out my radio station I have .. at www.live365.com called "80's One Hitters"!! We play EVERY artist or group that charted on Billboard's Top 40 chart (betweem 1980-1989) one time!! My hero in life Alex Lifeson of Rush!! Cheap Trick is real good! Maurice White of Earth, Wind & Fire!!! If I could be anyone, I'd be Sting!! I LOVE the Police!! The greatest album ever by the mighty Steely Dan!! I wish I could have been a hippie in the 70's! That would have been awesome! I wanna jam with this guy one day since he inspired me so much. Mr. Neal Schon of Journey. Rob Thomas cashing in!! Some More of my favorites!! Last but certainly not least...PRINCE!!!!!!!

Movies:

Pulp Fiction, Somewhere In Time, Clerks, Planes Trains & Automobiles, Fight Club, Blazing Saddles, Walk The Line

Television:

I love vintage T.V. shows ala T.V. Land. Sanford and Son and All In The Family are my favorite shows ever. As far as recent shows it's the Sopranos, Dave Chappell, Family Guy , Oz, Simple Life and South Park Now these guys make me laugh!! When I don't wanna laugh I watch these shows (although Tony Soprano makes me laugh sometimes!!)

Books:

Anybody's autobiography. I am always intrigued by how someone gets to where they are from where they began. Also Neal Boortz's "The Fair Tax Book"

Heroes:

Terry Bradshaw, Donald Fagen, Alex Lifeson, Neal Schon, Maurice White, Prince, Jerome Bettis, George Foreman.. width="425" height="350" ......