Heh... |
The other day I'm stopped at a red light and in the parking lot to my right there's a truck parked. Next to the state license plate there's another license plate, it's got the Polish flag on it and i...
Posted by on Fri, 05 Jun 2009 16:21:00 GMT |
Bring it on mein bitch. |
I got flipped off by a Benny today. Which means two things. One- It's on. Two- HAPPY UNOFFICIAL START TO SUMMER, NEW JERSEY!!! Bennys, we know why you don't like us. You're jealous because our life is...
Posted by on Sun, 24 May 2009 22:29:00 GMT |
Little white fluffy murderers. |
I have a bag of marshmellows on my desk, because they're my most favorite treat ever, and I just noticed the warning printed on the bag: "Choking Hazard! Eat one at a time." Fuck you marshmellow bag...
Posted by on Wed, 13 May 2009 06:22:00 GMT |
Things That Creep Me Out/A Pet Peeve |
Things That Creep Me Out: The Vet's Office Edition1. When a huge guy dressed in camoflage barges into the waiting room, looks around for a second, grabs like four pretzels out of the basket on the des...
Posted by on Mon, 11 May 2009 13:09:00 GMT |
Things that creep me out. |
The gym edition.1. Women who wear their hair down.Ok, my hair is very short, it falls around the nape of my neck. But before I work out I wrestle that little teeny bit of hair into a little nub of a ...
Posted by on Tue, 14 Apr 2009 16:45:00 GMT |
Don't be so bold with your dark hair and your proud ways. |
I realize that I am an extremely stubborn person and a lot of people probably don't like me because of it. That's fine because I probably don't like them either. But I want people to understand wher...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Apr 2009 07:53:00 GMT |
In da club. |
My fellow employees and I have just been informed that we can't mention our place of employment on our Facebook or Myspace or Twitter or blahlblahlblah pages. So from here on out my place of employme...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Apr 2009 18:10:00 GMT |
Belchh... |
So my town is very hilly, and a lot of people in my neighborhood have these very high steep driveways. Not long ago I was walking Riley, and this cute fat little bull dog runs to the top of one of th...
Posted by on Thu, 09 Apr 2009 08:27:00 GMT |
From the bottom of my black little heart. |
I don't know what the hell is wrong with me, but whenever people get engaged I cry. Even if they're total strangers, even if they're total strangers AND they get engaged on tv, tears. Little trickly t...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 19:41:00 GMT |
I can't HEAR YOU. |
It's a little annoying when I have my headphones on at the gym and people start talking to me. I play my music kind of loud, because my goal in life is to be completely deaf by age 25. And when peop...
Posted by on Tue, 24 Mar 2009 16:25:00 GMT |
