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Joe

Don't threaten me with a good time

About Me

Basically, I am fucking awesome. I consider myself witty and charming. I got to give it to me, I am quiet a catch. Which is why I am considered the American James Bond. My world revolves around my friends, working my ass off and have a good time. Currently I am living in Dover DE. I graduated on time, go team Joe! Anything else, feel free to message me


You scored as James Bond, Agent 007. James Bond is MI6's best agent, a suave, sophisticated super spy with charm, cunning, and a license's to kill. He doesn't care about rules or regulations and somewhat amoral. He does care about saving humanity though, as well as the beautiful women who fill his world. Bond has expensive tastes, a wide knowledge of many subjects, and his usually armed with a clever gadget and an appropriate one-liner.
James Bond, Agent 007


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Maximus


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Indiana Jones


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Captain Jack Sparrow


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Neo, the "One"


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William Wallace


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Lara Croft


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Batman, the Dark Knight


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The Amazing Spider-Man


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The Terminator


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El Zorro


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My Interests

IHOP, whitediamond, football, women, drinkin, college, wesley college, NYC, vikings, yankees, gambling, stealing, workin out, rackin up late fees at blockbuster, van goughs ear, triad and steve, DDR, music, movies, old school, blow, sportscenter, espn, mike and the mad dog, family guy, aqua teen hungry force, futurama, the brak show, beer pong, waking up in random places, spring break dance party, pre-gaming, kings, buys dvds, making drunken phone calls, sleeping till 2pm, getting paid to watch movies, running red lights, looking hott!
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I'd like to meet:


Chuck Fucking Norris

Terry Tate Office Linebacker

Norman Kirtland-got banged by George Micheals in a London park
SHANDI
Zoe Bell

Music:

This will tell you what i have listened to this week:
Min by min coverage of what I am listening to:

Movies:

ROCKY 3, the godfather, blow, old school, citizen kane, scareface, super troopers, indiana jones movies, any given sunday, troy, gladiator, the untouchables, the natural, big fish, eurotrip, garden state, office space, stuck on you, from hell, ninth gate, anchorman, i 3 huckabees, major league, bubba ho-tep, sin city, closer, alfie

Television:

around the horn, pardon the interuption, sportcenter, simpsons, family guy, futurama, aqua teen hunger force, i love the 80's, curb ur enthousiasm(sp), insomiac, the big o, football games, baseball games

Books:

i can't read books, im not a loser

Heroes:


Clive Owen
The Alpha Male Doug Flutie
Humphrey Bogart
Worlds smallest cat

Red Auerbach

Monkey

My Blog

poem 2 by my offical poet laureate

There are those who party Then there are those who are Joe Mujica There are those who drink Then there are those who are Joe Mujica There are those who pick fights Then there are those who are Joe Muj...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 12:12:00 PST

poem 1 by my offical poet laureate

This man is a rarity He stands on mountains of prosperity A bartender at the aquabar You're guaranteed to go "too far" He has jokes and imitations of might Often, you can see him start a fight He'll ...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 12:08:00 PST

so i got sucked in again

so what happened? i got sucked into the game all over again, the vicious cycle i call my life. angry? maybe. confused? maybe. Disenfranchised? yea i'd say so. so what can i do about it? never give a p...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

holy crap i did it

yo, i did it. i changed my major. im now a poli/sci major. yeah i rock, lol. history was cool, but all i was workin on was this methodist church. anybody who knows me knows that will hold my intreset ...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

and as i walked to the end of the earth i saw ......

i dunno, im on vacation and its rainin like a motherfucker and there is nothin to do, so im typein on this. ive been wantin to, but i don;t have time to do anything like this. i barely have enough tim...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST