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i think "soul plane" is dark humor

This week I have a couple marketing ideas.  Once I saw this thing call "the Stall seat Journal" where they put advertisements on the back of the stall door.  That got me thinking, what they ...
Posted by aph5y on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 02:42:00 PST

i tried

I've been thinking a lot about cavemen recently for lots of reasons (only in small part due to those Geico commercials which I think might be subtle jabs at gay black people).  Anyway here's me i...
Posted by aph5y on Tue, 23 Jan 2007 05:44:00 PST

the true meaning of christmas

What with all the hub-bub of the holiday season I've completely forgotten the importance of doing a holiday blog.  I mostly just got people gift cards.  I think gift cards are a great not on...
Posted by aph5y on Sun, 31 Dec 2006 06:25:00 PST

i've got a fever and the only prescription is more cow bell

For those of you that didn't know I've been real sick for the past couple of days.   I like to tell everyone so that they can pity me and then congratulate me once the fever finally passes. ...
Posted by aph5y on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 02:53:00 PST

hanlin attack

We may have our differences like when the band breaks up and Slater becomes a prowrestler and zack becomes a Nascar racer but my family and I get along pretty well....
Posted by aph5y on Mon, 27 Nov 2006 11:00:00 PST

throw baby

this is another one of those blogs that isn't supposed that funny but there's some jokes in there so enjoy or not.I was telling someone the other day about how I think I've been heavily influenced by ...
Posted by aph5y on Sat, 18 Nov 2006 06:01:00 PST

rick santorum's family is a microcosm of america

this picture is definitely funnier than anything i've got
Posted by aph5y on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:01:00 PST

this is what you get

good times
Posted by aph5y on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 02:54:00 PST

"what makes a man turn neutral?" -Futurama

I was sitting in my the kitchen of my "apartment" (i.e. the place where I sometimes sleep) and I saw this big roach.  I didn't freak out or anything I just let him be and laughed a little.  ...
Posted by aph5y on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:22:00 PST

hey I'm a conversationalist. how are you doing today?

One way to start a conversation is to tell people what famous person a person looks like, that way you can subtly compliment them while leaving the door open to discuss the what they think of the famo...
Posted by aph5y on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 09:52:00 PST