i am a shit machine. i prefer a female's loving caress over a male's. i like to hang out in the window and try to strike up conversation with passersby. i like to drink out of cups just like you humans, but i do not like ice cubes. i find the best hiding spots.
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
it doesn't matter. if we meet, you'll fall in love. just take a number and get in line.
