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Tiffany

Time flies like an arrow, fruit flies like a banana.

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Is there anybody you just wish would fall off the planet? hmmm....maybe
How do you flush the toilet in public? carefully
Do you wear your seatbelt in the car? always
Do you have a crush on someone? wanna crush someone?
Name one thing you worry about running out of. hope
What famous person do you (or other people) think you resemble? I act like Dr. Phil
What is your favorite pizza topping? cheese
Do you crack your knuckles? every so often
What song do you hate the most under my umbrel-la, el-la, hey hey hey
Did just mentioning that song make it get stuck in your head? yeah, but everything gets stuck in my head
What are your super powers? procrastinating
Peppermint or spearmint? I hate both
Where are your car keys? in the car waiting for someone to take em for a ride
Whose answers to this questionnaire do you want to hear? mine
What's your most annoying habit? putting other people's needs before mine
Where did you last go on vacation? Panama City
What is your best physical feature? the booty
What CD is closest to you right now? a porn
What 3 things can always be found in your refrigerator? kool-aid, pickles, and "strangled cheese"
What superstition do you believe/practice? hands itch? u'll get money soon
What color are your bed sheets? brown
Would you rather be a fish or a bird? Nemo
Do you talk on your cell phone when you drive? no, i drive when I talk on my cell phone
What are your favorite sayings? 562, schfifty-five, I'm the Jugernaut bitch!, What's the dill, pickle?
What song(s) do you sing most often in the shower? Billy Jean is not my lover...yeah, Michael Jackson
If you could go back or forward in time,where would you go? forward...
What is your favorite Harrison Ford movie? no idea
What CD is in your stereo? DJ Brayks
What CD will be in your stereo in a few minutes? the same one that's been in there the last 8 months
How many kids do you plan on having? I'd never "plan" to have kids
If you could kiss anyone who would it be? My fartknocker
What do you do when no one is watching? stop acting like I give a fuck
If they made a movie about your life, what actor/actress would be you? Dora...bc she can't go anywhere without a map
Would you rather die in a blaze of glory or peacefully in your sleep? sleep
Coffee or Tea kool-aid
Favorite musician(s)/bands you've seen in concert? Allman Brothers, Usher
Have you ever been in love? I doubt it
Do you talk to yourself? nope
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My Interests

A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack."Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral. The frog says, "Sure. I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.She finds the manager and says, " There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"The bank manager looks back at her and says..."It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan, His old man's a Rolling Stone."

My Blog

Justwoke up

So I cleaned my room last night and then decided to put stuff in the attic...that was a stupid idea!  K.B. and Sac helped clean out a spot up there so I'd have a place to store more stuff and I s...
Posted by Tiffany on Sun, 19 Nov 2006 12:30:00 PST

Trip to Auburn this past weekend

Wow, it is freakin' hard to believe that it's been five years since I've lived in Auburn.  I am so thankful for where I am today, but it was so nice seeing all of my old friends again.  I so...
Posted by Tiffany on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 11:54:00 PST