Ok, time for the changeup as I answer honestly. I consider myself somewhat of a movie buff, I watch hundreds and hundreds of movies every hour, which requires some multitasking, and a lot of tvs. I like computers. There is no reasonable way to explain how much I like computers. I wanna be a computer when I grow up. Computers..... yeah.
1. Santa Claus, to pay him back in kind for all that he has done for me.
2. God, for the same reason.
3. The president, as I have my doubts as to whether or not he exists.
4. Jake Leinenkugel, because I've never met him, but he owes me a beer.
5. This is what Im looking for romanticaly. I am looking for a tall woman, at least 9 feet tall. Probably very muscular as I would like her to carry me around. Possibly even throw me into high places. I greatly prefer women with super powers to "normal" people.
The best way to lose your respect for any one of your heroes is to do some research on them. I used to like that edison guy, then I looked him up, and fuck that guy. He used to buy pet dogs and cats from small children, and then kill them. He was involved in a scheme that was honestly fraud to get Westinghouse to sell generators to a prison so they could build an electric chair. Westinghouse had previously refused to sell generators that were going to be used for such terrible purposes.