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Courtney

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About Me

Im impulsivle and , impatient, and lately when I laugh, I snort, its real bad ..For the first time in my life I feel happy...I have the best friends ever, I could not live without them, they make me happy to get up in the morning...put me in a small bar surrounded by good friends and a good jukebox and im happy...Put "Jane Says" or "Farmhouse" on in that Jukebox and I will sing SOO loud and be your friend forever...i love thunderstorms...i obsessed with accessories...every outfit i own has a matching belt and necklace to go with it...in my world, the term "to much glitter" never applies...i love to lay in bed and watch tv...obsessed with the real world / road rules challenges...i love to meet new people...i love music...sometimes im most content in front of the computer with a glass of wine downloading songs...even though I'm no good, I love to sing, and sing real loud with my bad voice...Im a sucker for boys in blackeyeliner...Ive been known to break out the "Tiffany" and "Beat It" dance at parties..i love it when my ex's new girlfriends are ugly...i want to be rich so I can travel and see the world...i love being in the sun...i hope to one day live at the beach... I want to walk to work barefoot in a tubetop and ill be set...i loved every second at college...my best memories are of my ASA's... DONE with school, and passed my boards!!!and I'm still everyones favorites waitess by night, if I never have to serve spagetti dinners again for the rest of my life, I'll be totally fine with it...i used to live for the weekends...i like my vodka's with cranberry and a psst of ginger ale double with a big girl straw...My favorite shot is a Washington Apple...if you are out with me you will like them too...my bible is US Weekly...i want to be friends with famous people...i talk about paris hilton like she is my friend...i use food as a vessel to eat ranch dressing...i like good grammar...my dislikes are people who think 15% is a generous tip, people who put "RIP" stickers in their rear windows, people who stand outside of wal-mart begging for you to donate money to them, long lines, and long trips in the car. in a nutshell I LOVE MY LIFE and the people in it
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

myself in 25 years....and Paris Hilton

My Blog

kids can be funny

Driving in the car with my friends 6 year old son A few weeks ago I went to a bachelorette party, they gave out nametags shaped like penis's. After the party I took off my nametag and for no apparent ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:08:00 GMT

a funny about Jordon

Conversation between Myself and Jordon Burk, first and last name necessary so you can make fun of her when you see her.   ME:  " we are opening the restaurant early because John Mc Cain is ...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 15:40:00 GMT

sometimes fake redheads are retarded too

Just because I think this is funny. So Justin and I are discussing misc. bullshit and I ask him if he has ever had surgury, he says yes on a hernia when he was 7, I ask how he got it, I laugh and say ...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 19:12:00 GMT

frosty's are good

1. You're infected. Your top 8 has the cure. One must die. Who?:I couldn't pick one, we shoukd all sacrifice ourselves together2. If alcohol were banned, what would your reaction be?sad id have to fin...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 10:50:00 GMT

finish the sentence

1. I've come to realize that my last kiss...was a threeway... 2. I am listening to...Denise talking all crazy like3. I talk...the talk and walk the walk.4. I love...Long weekends, my friends, and...
Posted by on Fri, 18 May 2007 12:02:00 GMT

where the green beer flows...

I will recap my day starting at 5:45am, I go to my car and try to get in and Christine was up to her crazy tricks again and my locks were frozen and the door wouldnt close, I leave her running for lik...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 18:05:00 GMT

wasted away again at lori's house

I got hammered and my bff Tori Pierced my nose again 
Posted by on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 05:45:00 GMT

It's official, I'm retarded

So....Denise and I are chatting today, like we do evreyday, and the topic of my car comes up, I am bitching about having to climb over the seat to get out and how ghetto it looks, when Denise, who is ...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Feb 2007 12:07:00 GMT

"That's terrible, and a little ghetto"

My car Christine has tried numerous times to take my life, and now she has taken my dignity...I was attempting to get out of the car and the door was jammed, with my superhuman strength I give it a go...
Posted by on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 21:03:00 GMT

rainy days and mondays

  Q: NAME A FRIEND WHO'S NAME STARTS WITH THE LETTER "B"A: I dont believe I have oneQ: 4TH PERSON ON YOUR MISSED CALLS:A: JordonQ: WHAT DID THE LAST TEXT MESSAGE YOU RECIEVED SAY?:A: On my way Q...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 08:00:00 GMT