Fred

i'm old enough to rent a car. i like french fries. people tell me i remind them of someone they know. i can't balance my checkbook. in fact, i don't even own a checkbook. i grew up in new jersey, no really. i live in new york city now. i walk everywhere, but i'm not kane. i hate rainy days and love the spring. i have a lovely girlfriend who occasionally thinks i'm funny. we want to get a dog. i work more than 40 hours a week and get way more free music than i really need. i have been approved for platinum status and free viagara, but who hasn't these days. i've also won the zimbabwe national lottery, yet i haven't seen a penny.