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Robert

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About Me

How do I write such a blatantly self-promoting advertisement to convince you that I am the one you should be talking to…without sounding like the typical asinine guy?“…I mean, look at me. I’m hot as fresh merde! Let’s talk about me some more because I’m good at it and people dig my junk. I got references.”But seriously, I can write up a storm on just about anything and make it sound good but this? Awkward.I am attractive, intelligent, HIGHLY sarcastic, witty, opinionated, headstrong, charming, passionate, daring, dynamic, outgoing, driven, classy, creative, and for some reason, some of them even think I am, “HIGH MAINTENANCE!”God knows I’m not perfect. You should know that I’ve failed at things I cared about deeply and achieved things I thought I would never attain. One side of me is methodical, planned, and organized. The other side feels that life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body. But rather to fly by the seat of your pants, skidding into the grave sideways, chocolate in one hand, martini in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming, “That was freakin sweet!”

My Interests

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Create your own friendquiz hereI need to have creative outlets so I’m into design of any sort. I love photography, mostly for the moment when you show someone the beauty in something they never otherwise would have seen. It’s a phenomenal feeling. I spend countless hours landscaping my yards.I enjoy amusement parks, roller coasters, getting crazy with friends at bars & nightclubs, restaurants, outdoor cafes, laid back beach days, bookstores, live theater, movies, opera, dance, and the symphony. I’m a huge people watcher. Traveling is in my blood and scenic views in foreign lands take my breath away. I love to waste a day and run around town with no agenda. I thrill for the quiet moment while driving and reaching over to hold hands. I love to romp around outdoors and then come inside and cuddle. I adore long conversations in bed past lights. I have a soft spot for anyone who can join me in spine-tingly kissing marathon.I enjoy reading a myriad of periodicals. Each morning involves the first meal of the day over the local newspaper. Sunday mornings include the Los Angeles times and Starbucks. I subscribe to Men’s Health, Airliner, Airways, Islands, Conde Nast Traveler, and Costal Living.

I'd like to meet:

I purposely don't describe in detail what I’m looking for, although I’m well in tuned with what I like. I can’t see wasting time searching for the “ideal” person or looking for the flaws in other people.

Movies:

The Birdcage, Bring It On, Cannonball Run, Clue, Clueless, Connie & Carla, Dangerous Liasons, Drop Dead Gorgeous, The Emperor's New Groove, The First Wives Club, Legally Blonde, Mean Girls, Mommie Dearest, Moulin Rouge, Noises Off, Not Another Teen Movie, Showgirls, Steel Magnolias, & Wild Orchid

Television:

Desperate Housewives, Sex and the City, Will & Grace, Family Guy

Heroes:

John F. Kennedy Jr., Richard Branson, & Simon Cowell

My Blog

Simon Cowell-isms

In the spirit of American Idol... Some of the best lines uttered by one of my all time favorites! "You have a singing teacher? Do you have a lawyer? Get a lawyer and sue your singing teacher!" "If you...
Posted by Robert on Sun, 28 Jan 2007 03:17:00 PST