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Dr. Krayzee Eyez Killa, Ph.D

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About Me

Insubordinate. Insolent. A trickster. Perhaps with criminal tendencies....

My Interests

The Master Killer (The 36th Chamber Of Shaolin)

Add to My Profile | More Videos..............Celebrity Panty Sniffing at the Chateau Marmont... Cocking Glocks, Locking Blocks and Chopping Rocks... Motorola flips with illegal chips... Snatchin' fools out Impalas, stackin' dollas... Putting Jihads on the Infidels... Calling a Lock... Giving Kudos to those who richly deserve congralatory remarks... Eating the Kitty better than a Latino (or so I've been told)... Putting the Kybosh on Gretsky back in his Edmonton Oilers days... Watching Los Raiders fans stab mouthy Seahawk fans at the LA Colliseum... OckBlocking Tom Leykis backstage at the Congo Room... Asking The Hedgehog if he can still give himself oral pleasure... Telling Jerry West he's "Da Man" while walking past him at the Forum... Listening to voicemails from The Dog: "Yo G, this is yo nigga James Ellroy. Call your Dog back. Woof!... And my favorite thing to do is to read the profiles of stupid girls out loud to my friends and laugh my ass off.

I'd like to meet:

Boss Hogs, Big Willies and Fat Cat Jacks deep in the game.

Music:

..............Sublime, N.W.A., Eazy-E, Ice Cube, MC Ren, Dr. Dre, DJ Yella, The D.O.C., Snoop Dogg, Nate Dogg, Biggie Smalls, the Wu-Tang Clan: The Rza, The Gza, Ol' Dirty Bastard, Inspecta Deck, Raekwon the Chef, U-God, Ghostface Killa and The M-E-T-H-O-D Man, Too $hort, E-40 Fonzerelli, 50-Cent, Marshall Mathers, Tupac, Low Profile, WC and the Mad Circle, Public Enemy, A Tribe Called Quest, Biz Markie, Big Daddy Kane, MC Breed, Big L, Saafir the Saucy Nomad, Ras Kass, Xzibit, Mac Mall, Souls of Mischief, Casual, D-E-L, Big Pun, The Fat Boys, Grandmaster Flash, Slick Rick, KRS-One, Shine, Capone & Noriega, Mobb Deep, that Jay-Z Nigga, Smoove Da Hustla, Trigga Da Gambla, Gifted Unlimited Rhymes Universal, Gangstarr, Johnny Cash, Rolling Stones, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, The Hives, Linkin Park, James Brown, Herbie Hancock, Steel Pulse, Jimmy Cliff, King Tubby, Elephant Man, Beanie Man, DMX, Nasty Nas, Radiohead, Eric Clapton, Foreigner, Metallica (Ride the Lightening era), Primus SUCKS, Living Color, The Pixies, Underworld, The Buena Vista Social Club, Black Sabbath, Albert King, Curtis Mayfield, Rick James (Bitch), Al Green, John Lee Hooker, Oran Juice Jones, Santana, Bunny, Peter and Bob.

Movies:

Infernal Affairs, The Big Lebowski, Scarface, Sin City, Heat, Reservoir Dogs, Swingers, American Psycho, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Godfather II, Goodfellas, Menace II Society, Belly, Office Space, The Usual Suspects, Casablanca, Sunset Blvd., Touch of Evil, The Shining, Full Metal Jacket, A Clockwork Orange, Fight Club, Fast Times at Ridgemont High, LA Confidential, The Untouchables, Glengarry Glen Ross, Boiler Room, War Games, Spaceballs, Napoleon Dynamite, Old School, The Blues Brothers, Caddyshack, No Way Out, Blade Runner, Se7en, Marathon Man, Serpico, The French Connection, Blow Out, Taxi Driver, Casino, Sling Blade, Drunken Master, Master Killer, Shaolin vs. Wu Tang, Five Deadly Venoms, Enter the Dragon, Repo Man, Remo Williams: The Adventure Begins, The Last Dragon, Pootie Tang, Falcon and the Snowman, Real Genius, Spies Like Us, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Lords of Dogtown, The Spanish Prisoner, Fresh, Juice, New Jack City, Rounders, Hunt for Red October, The Deer Hunter, Dr. Strangelove, Spun, Requiem for a Dream, The Basketball Diaries, Kids, Bully, Reversal of Fortune, The Search for Bobby Fischer, Aliens, The Road Warrior, Beat Street, Crush Groove, Breakin', Rad, The Karate Kid, Team America, Hard Boiled, The Ring, Dog Day Afternoon, The Color of Money, Magnolia, Boogie Nights, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, Unbreakable, City of God, Amores Perros, Raging Bull, Crash, Chinatown, Paths of Glory, Memento, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Point Break, Almost Famous, The Bourne Identity, Chopper, Wall Street, Miller's Crossing, Fargo, Midnight Run, Punch Drunk Love, Go, Election, Made, Belly of the Beast, American Me, Barton Fink, Blood Simple, Bullets Over Broadway, Brazil, Buffalo 66, Akira, Clerks, Blow, Three Kings, Annie Hall, The Player, The Killer and any "teen amateur tryout" porn.

Television:

Raiders and Lakers Games, The Shield, Columbo, The A-Team, Lost, Dog the Bounty Hunter, Sopranos, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Da Ali G Show, Weeds, Family Guy, Iron Chef, Press Your Luck, Pimp My Ride, The Price is Right (bitch).

Books:

The Black Dahlia, The Big Nowhere, LA Confidential, American Tabloid, The Cold Six Thousand, Killer on the Road, My Dark Places, Blood on the Moon, Hollywood Fuckpad, Kung Fu High School, Singularity, Snow Crash, Nueromancer, The Big U, War Trash, What Just Happened, Day of the Locusts, The Big Sleep, Post Office, The Iowa Baseball Confederacy, Hollywood Creative Directory.

Heroes:

Snoop Dogg, Bill Clinton, myself. The Play

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My Blog

Mack Ministry

I'd like to thank the mack god for all tha playa prophets that he sent I'd like to thank him for Donald Going and Iceberg Slim for dottin their I's and crossin their T's poppin their P's and flexin t...
Posted by Dr. Krayzee Eyez Killa, Ph.D on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 12:44:00 PST

Opportunity by Bruce

"When the opponent expands, I contract, When he contracts, I expand, And when there is an opportunity, I do not hit--it hits all by itself."
Posted by Dr. Krayzee Eyez Killa, Ph.D on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:10:00 PST

The fundamental principle of the Art of War is deception.

When capable, appear incompetent.When active, appear inactive.When near, appear to be distant.When distant, appear to be near. Use bait to lure them.Use confusion to take them.
Posted by Dr. Krayzee Eyez Killa, Ph.D on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 01:50:00 PST

High Rollers (Ice-T)

Speed of life fast it's like walkin' barefoot over broken glass It's like jumpin' rope on a razor blade All lightning quick decisions are made Lifestyle plush females rush This high profile personalit...
Posted by Dr. Krayzee Eyez Killa, Ph.D on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 07:47:00 PST