I'm a transient...compressed and rarely equalized.
I drive like everyone's out to kill me,
and I walk like I'm being chased.
I'm Canadian, but I can skate as well as a horse can climb.
My life's seen more change than my pockets, and every time I itch I end up scratching you. Questions?...good.Oh...and I produce records for a living. But, if I had to give it all up, I'd become a massage therapist Ninja, but only for attractive women, cause I find they're always a little tense, especially around Ninjas.
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