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Powder Keg

arabiandisco

About Me

Where is my face? I don't have a face!

AIM - Sergeant Sauce

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My Interests


Comedy, Fighting the good fight, anything on this computer wasting my time, music, video games, kicking things, bricks, pots, pans, chocolate milk, mangos, keys, swords, forests, hockey, laughing until my cheeks hurt, those little army guys with the parachutes, taco bell sauce, lag, sneezing.

I'd like to meet:


I will track down and marry this woman.

Music:

Faith No More, Alice in Chains, Local H, Soundgarden, Stone Temple Pilots, Pearl Jam, Smashing Pumpkins, Foo Fighters, Killing Joke, Fleetwood Mac, The Offspring, Cement, Fozzy, Led Zeppelin, Alien Ant Farm, Meat Puppets, Suicidal Tendencies, Nirvana, Iron Maiden, Janes addiction, Billy Squire, Black Crowes, Days of the New, Cranberries, Dead Kennedys, Queen, Screaming Trees, Rush, Static X, Tangerine Dream, Yes, A Perfect Circle, Velvet Revolver, Kansas, Audioslave, Tenacious D, Temple of the Dog, That Dog., Legend Soundtrack, any video game music.

Movies:

Legend, Adventures of Baron Munchausen, Batman Begins, and Hot Rod are among my favorites...then of course there's Star Wars, Space Balls, Pirates of the Caribbean, Scary Movie 1, 2, and 3, All the Nightmare on Elm Street and Friday the 13th movies, Home Alone, Batteries not Included, Sword in the Stone, Christmas Story, Can't Hardly Wait, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Dogma, Anchorman, Dodgeball, the list goes on my land lubbers. I know I'm missing a lot I like.

Television:

The Daily Show, Colbert Repor(t), SNL, Reno 911, Simpsons, Futurama, Family Guy, The Critic, Harvey Birdman, Billy & Mandy, Scrubs, Aqua Teen, South Park. Say NO to reality TV.

Heroes:

You need to be your own hero.

My Blog

Next show - Queens of the Stone Age!

I have gone to quite a few shows this year (compared to the usual none), and every one of them was a fucking blast.  It's a shame I really didn't start doing this sooner, but no sense in worrying...
Posted by Powder Keg on Tue, 25 Sep 2007 04:43:00 PST

Free ticket for Local H @ the Khyber Sept 13th

I have a free ticket to go if anyone is interested....me and Sorbs are going. It's on the thirteenth at the Khyber in Philly. (That's a thursday night)  21+Let me know if anyone is intereste...
Posted by Powder Keg on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 08:06:00 PST

Man, I’m real tired of....

checkin' out profiles and literally 90% of them have the same song, or same ghey lyrics in them. "hay gais come to my web sight is hais grate song!  my leerics will also seduce any meign or whoa-...
Posted by Powder Keg on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 09:44:00 PST

I was tagged by a jimmy jawn jawn jawn

1) Each player starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.2) People who are tagged need to write their own blog about their eight things and post these rules.3) At the end of your blog, yo...
Posted by Powder Keg on Thu, 23 Aug 2007 08:36:00 PST

Hot Rod

This movie was HI-FREAKING-LARIOUS!  I loved every second of it and I'd definitely go see it again.  This srsly hit my favorites list in no time.  I just frickin' love it.  We trie...
Posted by Powder Keg on Sun, 05 Aug 2007 10:23:00 PST

Status and Mood Updates? Bad idea, Myspace...

Srsly.  You have to know this wasn't a good idea at all because everyone is just going to put broken.  Duh.   "cuz im broooooohhhhhkeeyyyaannnnn" (bad song by the way) Baby?   Now...
Posted by Powder Keg on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 10:35:00 PST

If you're a figure/movie collector, chances are I don't like you.

Because I especially hate it when you come into my store and search for your certain action figure (that you probably wanna masturbate to, you weirdos) and totally wreck an isle in search of it like y...
Posted by Powder Keg on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 06:39:00 PST

The human race is doomed within the next hundred years.

And I'll tell you why.   Waterbugs. That's right waterbugs!  Each year these motherfuckers are getting bigger and bigger!  Here is a walkthrough of my epic struggle. Mindin' my own busi...
Posted by Powder Keg on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 10:24:00 PST

And all I wanted....

Was a pepsi.
Posted by Powder Keg on Wed, 02 May 2007 06:29:00 PST

Ok, here goes,,,Don Imus debate.

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Posted by Powder Keg on Wed, 18 Apr 2007 11:06:00 PST