The French have raised their terror alert from RUN to HIDE.
Annoy a liberal: Work hard, succeed, and be happy.
Liberal - a person so open-minded their brains have fallen out.
Things that are difficult to say when drunk:
1. Innovative
2. Preliminary
3. Proliferation
4. Cinnamon
Things that are very difficult to say when drunk:
1. Specifically
2. British Constitution
3. Passive-aggressive disorder
Things that are downright impossible to say when drunk:
1. Thanks, but I don't want to have sex.
2. Nope, no more beer for me.
3. Sorry, but you're really not my type.
4. Good evening, officer. Isn't it lovely out tonight?
5. Oh, I couldn't. No one wants to hear me sing
Hockey is easy.
all you have to do is put a 3" piece of hard rubber into a 4' by 6' net.
with a stick
while traveling 30mph
on ice
against six large men whose job it is to make sure you fail
or at least feel a world of pain in the attempt
oh, and there are 17,000 people yelling
and about a million watching at home
well, it looks easy when you know how
GO KINGS!!
Love is a smoke raised with the fume of sighs, Being purged, a fire sparkling in lovers' eyes, Being vexed, a sea nourished with lovers' tears. What is it else? A madness most discreet, A choking gall and a preserving sweet. - Shakespeare
The greatest love song of all times... Bryan Adams (Everything I Do) I Do It For You Look into my eyes - you will see What you mean to me Search your heart - search your soul And when you find me there you'll search no more
Don't tell me it's not worth tryin' for You can't tell me it's not worth dyin' for You know it's true Everything I do - I do it for you
Look into your heart - you will find There's nothin' there to hide Take me as I am - take my life I would give it all - I would sacrifice
Don't tell me it's not worth fightin' for I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more Ya know it's true Everything I do - I do it for you
There's no love - like your love And no other - could give more love There's nowhere - unless you're there All the time - all the way
Oh - you can't tell me it's not worth tryin' for I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more I would fight for you - I'd lie for you Walk the wire for you - ya I'd die for you
Ya know it's true Everything I do - I do it for you
I'd like to meet:
I love the beach.
This is at Santa Monica pier on Oct. 1st, 2005
Comment me bitches!:
Music:
I love lots of different kinds of music. Rock is probably my favorite. Slipknot, disturbed, 30 seconds to mars, 3 days grace, korn, muse, linkin park, etc... I like a lot of country music: Garth Brooks, Tim McGraw, Faith Hill, Gretchen Wilson, Keith Urban etc... I like pop music too. Yay Backstreet Boys!!! I really don't care for rap music. The only rapper i can sometimes stand to listen to is Eminem for some reason. I love the soundtrack to The Phantom of the Opera. It is an incredible play and possibly my favorite movie ever.
Movies:
Phantom of the Opera is one of my all time favortie plays and movies. I thought that Gerard Butler did a wonderful job. The singing is fantastic and the songs are meaningful. I highly recomend it.
If any of you have seen labrynth then you know how funny this shit is...
Can I keep him????
Who wants to go to Scotland just to see this? I know I do :)
Ooo la la, pirates are hot
Television:
The Office! That is my number 1 show on tv. Bones, House, Numbers, What Not To Wear, one life to live etc.
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