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sarah slade

Slade tipped her hat, and winked her eye, and turned away without goodbye

About Me


"She's the coolest of the cool
She's the toughest of the tough
She's the grooviest punk rock girl"

[ words that best describe me ]
-- Best Friend. --
-- Bi-polar. --
-- Bitch. --
-- Bitter.
-- Hateful.
-- Hilarious. --
-- Irritable.--
-- Nerdy.--
-- Obsessive Compulsive. --
-- Shy.--
-- Blunt.--
-- Vicious. --
"I asked the girl to which road she was taking, she said she's walking the road of hate"
Favorites:
Music Genre: bad punk - rockabilly - psychobilly -and  tom waits
Movie Genre / Movie: Horror / Monty Python & The Holy Grail
Non-Alcholic Drink:Pepsi
Alcholic Drink: White Russian
Candy:Sprees [ I hate Chewy Sprees...blah ]
Video Game: Resident Evil 4
Cigarette Brand:Camel's Number 9 [menthe]
Comedian: Jim Gaffigan
Actor: Gary Oldman
Acress: Rose McGowan
Current Television Series: Bones or The Closer
Novel: The Alchemist
POSITIVES + :
+ cheese pizza
+ comedy clubs
+ creative writing
+ films / movie theaters
+ geek books
+ horror / B - Movies
+ local shows
+ MAC products
+ Monty Python (I've met Eric Idle + musicals
+ mythology
+ photography
+ piercings (I currently have 10)
+ pink and red Starburst
+ reading
+ + + sideburns, pompadours,facial hair, and rolled up blue jeans!
+ stand up comedy
+ tattoos (I only have seven, for now.)
+ TV on DVD
+ video games
.negatives!.
[ just a handful of things that make me tick ]
[-] People that try to talk to me for no reason
[-] Ppl dat type like dis on the internet
[-] Cliché tattoos
[-] Cunts [fat or skinny]
[-] People who try too hard / People Pleasers
[-] Weed / Burn outs / Drugs
[-] Meat heads
[-] College Parties
[-] Air headed / obnoxious chicks [Ones that do it on purpose]
[-] Religious fucks
[-] Naive People
[-] Crackers [not the editable kind]
[-] Gangster Rap Music
[-] Friends that get into relationships and then you never hear from them...until they start fighting.
[-] Sellouts
[-] People that don't even TRY to spell!
[-] Animal Cruelty
Let's go over one or two things first.
You will NOT be added if....
01. You suck [ Sorry I get to judge that]
02. Your profile is private [a message is required especially if you're a boy... because boys are creepier than girls!]

03. You’re 10+ years older than me
04. If you like or do shit that I DON'T like!
05.You’re blatantly disgusting  [whether it be because of your physical appearance or what you send / say to me]
 ~*~  If you send me a message with NOTHING worth saying, don't bother to send it. I don't reply to pointless messages.Or hey - maybe you say something really sweet and interesting.. if you can't take the time to properly arrange the sentence so it makes sense or there's zero punctuation  and it all runs together I will also NOT reply. I understand this is the internet and some of you feel it's okay to always be lazy with the way you type but it is completely out of hand. This is not much to ask for if I'm ignoring you it's because you said something that wasn't worth my time. ~*~

My Interests

Projects I’m Excited About::
[hopefully they all don’t turn out to be rumors] :)At the Mountains of Madness [film directed by Guillermo del Toro, based off a Lovecraft story [Yeah this rumor put ants in my pants!] - release date : to be announced]

Cell [film directed by Eli Roth (yuck!) Based off Stephen King's novel "Cell" - release date : to be announced]

Goners [film directed by Joss Whedon, another one of his own creations - release date : to be announced]

Resident Evil : Degeneration [CG film being released by SONY that takes place 7 years after RE2 (This is what they should of made in the first place instead of those shitty ass Milla Jovovich movies!) - release date: late 2008]

The Evil Dead [ Still a major rumor of the remake of the classic EVIL DEAD movie, would be once again directed and spawned from the minds of Sam Raimi, Bruce Campbell and Rob Tapert - release date : to be announced]

The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus[ a fantasy film that is being directed by the amazing Terry Gilliam. (I could type an essay on how and why I'm so fucking excited about this movie but I'll let you find out for yourself) - release date : to be announced]

Wizard’s First Rule [ TV Series based on my favorite series of fantasy books written by Terry Goodkind. The TV Series is going to be Sam Raimi, so yesss I'm happy and excited! : release date : fall of 2008]


Video Games Bejewled
Bubble Bobble
Devil May Cry
Donkey Kong Country
Final Fantasy
God of War
Guitar Hero
Mario Kart
Mortal Kombat
Resident Evil Series
The SIMS
Soul Calibur
Space Channel 5
Space Invaders
Street Fighter
Super Mario World
Tekken
Tenchu
Time Crisis
Twisted Metal 3
Type of the Dead

I'd like to meet:

"People are in the dark, they don't know what to do. I had a little lantern, Oh, but it got blown out too. I'm reaching out my hand. I hope you are too. I just want to be in the dark with you."

Her.

Music:



I have a really big soft spot for 50's rockabilly and psychobilly music! If I could marry an upright bass, I would. :)

Apocalyptica
Auf Der Maur
Beach Boys
Ben Harper
Billy Joel
Blizkid
Brian Setzer
Chris Scruggs
Darlington
DragonForce
Frank Sinatra
Go Cat Go
Groovie Ghoulies
Hank Williams
HIM
HorrorPops
Joe Strummer & The Mescaleros
Johnny Cash
Legbone
Misfits
Nekromantix
Nelli McKay
Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds
Nikola Sarcevic
Powerman 5000
Queen
Ramones
Reverend Horton Heat
Rumble Club
Saves the Day
Save Ferris
Silverchair
Stray Cats
Teen Idols
The Clash
The Independents
The Midnight Picture Show
The Offspring
The Presidents
The Story Changes
The Queers
The Tossers
Tiger Army
Tom Waits
Weezer

Movies:

Action/Adventure:
Gladiator
Jurassic Park
Kill Bill
Live Free or Die Hard
Sin City
Animated:
Happy Feet
Hercules
Mulan
Little Mermaid, The
Monsters, Inc
Lion King, The
Beauty and the Beast
Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within
Lambert the Sheepish Lion [short animation]
Fantasia
Bedknobs and Broomsticks
Comedy:
A Night at the Roxbury
Anchorman
And Now for Something Completely Different
Big Daddy
Cant Hardly Wait
Death To Smoochy
Dodgeball
Drop Dead Fred
Elf
Happy Gilmore
I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry
Life of Brian
Mean Girls
Meaning of Life
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
Robin Hood Men In Tights
Saved!
Drama:
Annapolis
Brokeback Mountain
Dead Poets Society
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
Finding Neverland
Fisher King, The
Flyboys
Ghost World
Green Mile, The
Holiday, The
Illusionist, The
Jacket, The
Leon the Professional
Life is Beautiful
Little Miss Sunshine
Prestige, The
Primal Fear
Pulp Fiction
Red Eye
Reservoir Dogs
Run Lola Run
Seven
Someone Like You
Thank You for Smoking
Tideland
True Romance
Twelve Monkeys
Waitress
Walk the Line
Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
Wristcutters: A Love Story
Horror:
28 Weeks Later
Attic Expeditions, The
Bettlejuice
Blade Series
Bram Stoker’s Dracula
Bubba Ho-Tep
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
Critters
Dagon
Dawn of the Dead [original and remake]
Day of the Dead
Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde
Evil Dead Trilogy
Exorcist, The
Feast
Freddy VS Jason
Ghostbusters
Gremlins
Grindhouse
Halloween Series
High Tension
House of Wax [orginal]
Idol Hands
Invasion
Jaws Series
Jeepers Creepers
John Carpenter's Vampires
Mist, The
Night Flier
Night of the Living Dead [original]
Nightmare on Elm Street Series
Nosferatu
Pet Sematary [ one and two]
Phantom of the Opera
Pit and the Pendulum, The
Primeval
Ravenous
Re-Animator
Salem’s Lot
Shaun of the Dead
Shining, The
Silence of the Lambs
Silver Bullet
Sleepy Hollow
Slither
Snakes on a Plane
Texas Chainsaw Massacre [original]
Tremors
Science Fiction / Fantasy :
300
Batman Begins
Big Fish
Brothers Grimm
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
Lady in the Water
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Lord Of the Rings
Night Watch
Pan’s Labyrinth
Punisher, The
Serenity
Spiderman [one and two]
Star Wars
V for Vendetta
X-Men [one and two]

Television:


I'm not too big on TV now a days but then again, who is? but here's what I would be watching ::
Angel
Are You Being Served?
ATHF
Buffy The Vampire Slayer
(The)Closer
Comedy Central Presents
Futurama
Hercules
Law and Order:SVU
Lupin the Third
Match Game
Monty Python's Flying Circus
Roseanne
Seinfeld
Shorties Watchin' Shorties
What Not to Wear
Xena
Also, I'm addicted to the Game Show Network and other random cartoons.
Who I Like to Watch on TV...
( * Favorite Comedians * )
Doug Benson
Mike Birbiglia
Lewis Black
Bill Burr
Jimmy Carr
Nick Dipaolo
Adam Ferrara
Pablo Francisco
Jim Gaffigan
Greg Giraldo
Bobcat Goldthwait
Bill Hicks
Jeremy Hotz
Kevin James
Sue Murphy
Patton Oswald
Brian Regan
Jeffery Ross
Jason and Randy Sklar
Wanda Sykes
Joey Vega

Books:


Authors:

Chaucer
Paulo Coelho
Neil Gaiman
Terry Goodkind
Stephen King
Elizabeth Kostova
H.P. Lovecraft
Chuck Palahniuk
Edgar Allan Poe
William Shakespeare
R.L. Stein

Fuck J. K. Rowling and her precious Harry Potter! Read real fantasy books before you act like you're a know-it-all on the genre!

Heroes:



  MORE "Heros" ::

belzer, richard
buscemi, steve
campbell, bruce
eckhart, aaron
fillion, nathan
green, seth
idle, eric
jackman, hugh
lawless, lucy [Xena]
lugosi, bella
mcgowan, rose
norton, edward
o'brien, conan
oldman, gary
owen, clive
price, vincent
raimi, sam and ted
reno, jean
rollins, henry
snyder, zack
sorbo, kevin [Hercules]
wahlberg, mark
wait, tom
whedon, joss
and
willis, bruce

My Blog

Wanna see something neat?!

Check out the two microdermal piercings I got on my tummy a couple of weeks ago. It was done by Craig Hart at Krazy Kats, and he is amazing!!!  I have red gems for now but hope to switch them out...
Posted by sarah slade on Fri, 20 Jun 2008 11:45:00 PST

Best and Worst Movies [2007 Edition]

      Yes, it's that time again for me to point out the top ten movies of this past year. This list this year is pretty piss poor. Just to remind you, I don't expect any of yo...
Posted by sarah slade on Thu, 03 Jan 2008 09:04:00 PST

end of the year wrap up

      The end of the year is just around the corner so as I'm sitting here at six in the morning, starting to unwind, I'm trying to reflect on this past year. It's really not ...
Posted by sarah slade on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 04:07:00 PST

12.11.07

As some of you know my FAVORITE day of the year.... Yeah fucking right. But this year is much better and much different. Even though December 11th causes my "demons" to jump out from under my bed, and...
Posted by sarah slade on Tue, 11 Dec 2007 02:51:00 PST

rant rant rant rant rant !

Okay. I've been too nice for too long. Private Profiles. umm what the fuck? I seriously don't understand the point of having a myspace account and having your profile private, it's pretty much a wast...
Posted by sarah slade on Sat, 08 Dec 2007 01:41:00 PST

Fuck. You.

SIKE!!! To those of you that thought it was going to be another rant! (Which if you haven't read my rant yet, check it out, it's only RIGHT UNDER this entry, pretty sweet and easy to find huh??) ...
Posted by sarah slade on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 05:08:00 PST

why must I be surrounded by freakin idiots?!

seriously. Take a minute out of your life and look up the words: hypocrisyimmaturityconceitedandpathetic Here's a couple of pointers I learned over the last few weeks... (or shit that I've known for ...
Posted by sarah slade on Mon, 08 Oct 2007 03:20:00 PST

"Whatever you are, be a good one."

  Look, it's Mike Birbiglia posing for a picture right in the middle of his show, during my FAVORITE story!!!       In fact I like this story, sooo much, that I felt t...
Posted by sarah slade on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 10:10:00 PST

ABX Reminiscing

It's officially bright and early on Saturday morning, and of course I haven't gone to bed yet. So, why not let a restless stream of conscience flow. This entry is really a waste of time to read becaus...
Posted by sarah slade on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 07:18:00 PST

Death is not the End

"And all that you held sacredFalls down and does not mendJust remember that death is not the endNot the end, not the end" my four legged soul mate.and partner in crime. rest in peace, kitty. i love yo...
Posted by sarah slade on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 06:34:00 PST