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Cremaster

About Me

Cremaster...in other words, the testis holder. I know, I know, you got lost. You were probably looking for the website of the popular sculptural meet processing factory called Grind-Deer Inc. Unfortunately, by a freaky accident you have found the official website of the poetical and musical Group of Warsaw, which was originated in Moscow. Both of these five ambitious Mexicans have met on May 1954 around the North Pole. There, they went to a Fisherman's Home in Las Vegas where they would roam and soon assemble this Australian plastic hip hop shit for good. As far as the band's name goes, the human race should be grateful for the great culture of the Carpathian masons and also the always enjoyable cream cake for providing the inspirations for "Cremaster". The group has been labeled as "The Liverpool four", the fascinated people of a liver floating in a pool. That is the reason for their frequent erotic references in their music. To add to that, the highly appealed fans not only adore Cremaster's music, but their math skills draw mighty crowds as well. Temporary political issues and the blizzard of 1996 account for Cremaster's existence today.

Need I say more or go any faster, not a martial arts master, spring, nor disaster can hold back the notorious Cremaster.


Z KOPYTA KULIG POPIERDALA from NO NIE NO NO
HELLVIS PRESLEY from PUMPERNIKEL
HOW THE HELLVIS WAS WON
OUR PHOTOS

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Member Since: 26/08/2005
Band Website: www.cremaster.pl
Band Members: Badhed bam bam buch busz fiut
Kaban auu hej hooo jeb
Kivi dzum dzum wrrrr
Monter bum bum bom bom
Tymek Vincerooooooooooooo

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Influences: Anna Maria Czopek, Cremaster, Dark Throne, Sutka Buflera, Vagina 666, Sex Fit Under, J.S. Bach, Hewlett Packard, Manti, Zywiec, Karlheinz Deschner, Tukidydes, Wladyslaw Kopalinski, Goethe, Gorgoroth, Perl Jam, Traffic Jam, Benedict XVI, Arka Satana, Lucifer, Archangel Gibril, Salman Rushdie, Angelo Sod(omit)ano, J.K.Rowling, Joseph Heller, Sony Ericsson, Apple Juice, Lie Bach.Anna Maria Czopek, Cremaster, Dark Throne, Sutka Buflera, Vagina 666, Sex Fit Under, J.S. Bach, Hewlett Packard, Manti, Zywiec, Karlheinz Deschner, Tukidydes, Wladyslaw Kopalinski, Goethe, Gorgoroth, Perl Jam, Traffic Jam, Benedict XVI, Arka Satana, Lucifer, Archangel Gibril, Salman Rushdie, Angelo Sod(omit)ano, J.K.Rowling, Joseph Heller, Sony Ericsson, Apple Juice, Lie Bach...
Sounds Like: boom boom pa pa pa ti ti sru tu tu tu
Record Label: Sami Se Records
Type of Label: Major

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