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William

I'm not toO insane

About Me

I would love to say there is a lot to me, but then i would have to figure out if that statement is true, and I'm not sure if I want to spend that much time on me, ya dig. But if you don't, I get lost a lot most of the time when I can't figure out where I am, but I dig the out doors, like movies, reading and jumping jacks. I sometimes wear socks but not all the time. I eat meat. Once when I was 10 I made the kid next door swallow a Hampster, or maybe I didn't. I hope that one day I can rule the world, ok maybe just a block of the world, or if thats to much I'm cool with just my back yard. Oh! I love the water, rivers, pools, the ocean, Lakes, ponds, puddles, glasses of water, bathtubs, showers, but not dew it freaks me out. Oh yeah, I like cake, yellow cake.Take the quiz: "Which Goonie r u?"

Mikey
You are ver adventurous. You practically lead the Goonies, and are very brave. Your hero is a dead pirate you inspires you to be yourself."http://similarminds.com"personality tests by similarminds.comsocial, outgoing, worry free, optimistic, upbeat, tough, likes large parties, makes friends easily, rarely irritated, open, enjoys leadership, trusting, dominant, thrill seeker, strong, does not mind to be alone, assertive, mind over heart, confident, controlling, feels desirable, likes the spotlight, loves food, social chameleon, hard working, concerned about others

My Interests

Hiking, football, goin to the park, campin, hangin, water skying, jumping from high places, females

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet some one who has not killed thier parents, thats a big requirment. I also find people who are funny to be good to throw jello at, and not just green jello that might get redundent, you have to switch things up a bit. I think I should say smart, and ones that enjoy good movies, or really bad movies too. Oh well lets just meet and we'll work it out.

What Classic Movie Are You?
personality tests by similarminds.commy boyz back homemy little brothers

Music:

My dog & my girl Every one meet Wallace

Movies:

Snatch, Boondock Saints, Donnie Darko, Station Agent, Fight Club, Willow, American History X, Billy Madison, Old School and it goes on and on, best movie of all time though Harvey

Television:



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A lil bit about me!
What is today?: the day I did this survey
Name: William
Birthday: 7/31
Location: Knoxville
Size: I sit around the house
Eye color: blue/red
What are you wearing right now?: thong/and honey
Do you smoke?: only when its lit
Do you drink?: to the bottom of the glass
What are you doing this weekend?: Hunting dinosaors
What are your favorite colors?: green or maybe not
What is your favorite animal?: sea monkeys
Have you ever gotten your ass kicked?: yes but she was a big Midget
Are you shy or outgoing?: yes
Do you shower?: only on leep year
How easily do you trust people?: only those w/ eleven toes
Do you have a secret people would be surprised knowing?: I like cup cakes (don't tell)
Do you like to dance?: polka
Do you like to travel?: to the mail box yes
Where do you go to school?: under your bed
What is your G.P.A.?: 1 million and 1/2
Are you spoiled?: hell yeah
What's your favorite drink?: V8 with a slash of Draino
What's your favorite food?: animals
Who do you look up to?: Andy hes tall
Are you a role model?: to Mimes
What do you have pierced?: my thrid toe
What do you want pierced?: the nape of my neck
Do you get annoyed easily?: only if there are ppl around
Do you prefer boxers or briefs?: free ball'n
Do you get along with your parents?: yes/ they are the best
How do you vent your anger?: I pee on the prblem
Have you ever been fired from a job?: no
Do you even have a job?: yes
Do you daydream a lot?: I am right now
Do you have a lot of ex's?: what is a lot
Do you have any tattoos?: no
Is your bellybutton an innie or outie?: midie
Are you flexible?: no briddle
What is your heritage?: I was raised by Camels
What does your hair look like right now?: a lot of small strings coming out of my scalp
Could you ever be a vegatarian?: if I cold eat meat yes
When was the last time you were drunk?: forever/ and never
How many rings until you answer the phone?: 42
Have you ever been skinny dipping?: yes in a vat of oil
Do you cry a lot?: yes
If you had to amputate one limb, what would it be?: my left butt cheek
What do the shoes you last wore look like?: cows
What size shoe do you wear?: 13
What do you drive?: SUV
For two million dollars, would you pose for Playboy?: I would pose they would run
Have you ever kissed a member of the opposite sex?: as much as I can
Have you ever rode in a taxi?: are you crazy
Have you ever shoplifted?: only what I could
Have you ever been arrested?: yes I got 2 life sentences
Have you ever went on a blind date?: loved it
Have you ever skipped school?: loved it
What kind of shampoo do you use?: dirt
What's the weather like outside?: sunny and cold
If you were a crayon what color would you be?: mad berry Lemmon
What makes you happy?: trees
The End!
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Heroes:

Gilbert Godfrie, and Max Headroom