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Paradoxical Blitz

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me


The man lay smeared, face down on the cold pavement, outside The Chelsea Hotel
Site at a Glance

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Join Harry Martini, DonJonVonavich and the Swizzle Sisters as they try to save The Chelsea Hotel from the clutches of Big Mo and the Plutocracy Crest Angel as she makes her attempt to escape the Skunk Shui lesbian biker gang who have kidnapped her and urinate on sofas and then pass them away as wedding gifts.


Site at a Glance

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Join Harry Martini, DonJonVonavich and the Swizzle Sisters as they try to save The Chelsea Hotel from the clutches of Big Mo and the Plutocracy Crest Angel as she makes her attempt to escape the Skunk Shui lesbian biker gang who have kidnapped her and urinate on sofas and then pass them away as wedding gifts.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

SUDDENLY SUICIDE
AT THE CHELSEA HOTEL
A PARODY FICTION

‘Fascinating really. I was flying man,

flying! I never felt so alive!

Every cut and parcel of me was alive,

then

but look at me now?

I can’t see. I can’t feel.’

He descended downward, bird like with his arms outstretched. A few floors below he passed a couple in the throes of passionate lovemaking.

A few floors further down a small child, hunkered on a sofa with his mother and father and lit only by a flickering TV light, smiled and waved, he returned the salutation, smiled,

then, rapidly crashed with a hard thump, first hitting a deli awning and then a mound of fruit and flowers and onto the pavement below.

My Blog

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Posted by on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 02:25:00 GMT

Tales Of Don Jon Vonovitch Harry Martini Chapter .1

Like a dark nebulas, an indistinct dark silhouette, Harry Martin stood with his back propped against a wall, strategically situated, between the entrance and dance floor, in this cavernous basement cl...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 10:46:00 GMT

Tales Of Jon Do Vonovitch The Chelsea Of Maddness Chapter .2

Harry, Don Jon and the twins entered through the glass doors stepping into the Chelsea lobby The glaring, yellow hued, overhead lights, dripped over the pores of their facesThere were two large mirror...
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DUBAI PORT LEAKED IN SECRET WHITE HOUSE CABINET

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Trickle-down Economy Condescends To Bottom 92% Of American Households

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Posted by on Sat, 25 Feb 2006 16:02:00 GMT

Excerpts from introduction to: "The Funk Shui Lifestyle"

Excerpts from introduction to: "The Funk Shui Lifestyle" By S.Francis Berman Copyright 2005 Blewkarma Publications Bacchanalian Propensities Ok, Jack rabbit, artist or designer. So, you th...
Posted by on Fri, 06 Jan 2006 13:41:00 GMT

Fun Things to Do in an Elevator

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Posted by on Thu, 05 Jan 2006 10:49:00 GMT

Suddenly Suicide A Dark Comedy Scene I and II

Monday, March 7, 2005 Suddenly Suicide copyright 2005 blewkarma Publications Suddenly Suicide A TEN MINUTE PLAY IN ONE ACT By S Francis Berman HAMLET: To be, o...
Posted by on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 18:36:00 GMT

Twas obloquy not beauty that killed the beast

Body{background-color:transparent;}Table, Td{background-color:transparent;border-style:none;}At the foot of the alter Her hearts swell did falter Twas passion uninvited Begot love unrequited St...
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Proclamation without Pretension

Proclamation without Pretension - Tristan Tzara 1920 Art is going to sleep for a new world to be born "ART"-parrot word-replaced by DADA, PLESIOSAURUS, or handkerchief The talent THAT C...
Posted by on Sat, 03 Dec 2005 18:52:00 GMT