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LOUD Jerk

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

You don't need to know much about me, but, if you've already met me, you know everything about me.
Here's a couple personal quotes I like:
"Hey shut the fuck up before I shit in your mouth."
"You're a stupid dumbass and it's too late to abort..or is it?"
"FUCK THE FUCKERS"
Will Munny: "All right, I'm coming out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna shoot him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife, all his friends, and burn his damn house down."

My Interests

BEER..... I don't have a personality. No wait, I have a strong one, either you like me or you don't. Most people do, well, at least thats what they tell me. I like to do other things. Like nothing.....I don't even know what im interested in. I like movies. I like music. I like cooking. I like driving back and forth between states to see friends and family....no wait, I hate that. I like my friends though. I like other things too. Like being a jerk.

I'd like to meet:

NFC Productions....So many quality short films you'll cream your pants....or your clones pants.

Loud Jerks Scroll When They Talk, It's Science.

Music:

Tool (any heavy metal will usually do)

Movies:

I'm a Horror movie junkie. I like them all. I particularly like Zombie films. I also like seeing Bruce Willis stab, shoot, punch, and kick people's nuts off.

Television:

All the TV I watch is DVR'd. I made that contraction up myself. But I like: The Office, The Ultimate Fighter, The Family Guy, ATHF, Sealab 2021, Harvey Birdman: Attorney at Law, Robot Chicken, History Channel stuff.

Books:

Is Maxim a book?

Heroes:

There is no such thing as a hero. Everyone sucks ass in their own way. I like snippits of people. I won't mention them, but they're out there.