BRIGGS

THE REASON YOU CAN'T HAVE NICE THINGS
Im the new kind of MC, the kind that doesnt record, do shows or like rap music in anyway what so ever. Im a liar and a scumbag also ontop of those Im a Jerk. Pretty much a Caring Understanding Nurturing Type of guy. I sing rap songs and do rap dances. Things usually break and/or dissapear when im around. Also unexplained fires are a matter for the courts. Id rather be dead than sober. Cant love a car unless its stolen. I like the finer things in life, so dont bring anything expensive around me. Put the good china and silverware away when i come over. Dont let me play the xbox. im firm believer in winner plays on. im trained like a shoto. if you value your drinks, dont leave them around me. i probably shouldnt be left alone at all. constant supervision is therefore a must. Im usually found doing flower arrangements and discussing where furniture should be placed in a room. Don't invite me to your shows or to be on your CD's or to your film clips, because i am a gloryhog and will be in front of the camera at any chance i get. Oh Yeah, did i mention before that i can dance?
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