Social networking...
So that you can look more popular towards a non-existant, highly judgemental peer that might chance upon your profile and think *SOMETHING NEGATIVE* about you if you don't have enough comments, or if you haven't written a little comment justifying the streaming array of barely competent pictures of yourself, should someone wonder why you look so false.
Let's face it. You, media-victim clone #30303240234, don't actually have anyone who willingly wants to see your profile. Think. The only people who would actually care are those you're close enough to in REAL life to not need myspace for in the first place. You're shoving it down everyone elses throat.
And just who are YOU anyway? A poser who carefully selects which angular Photoshopped images, taken on your new poser-phone, to post in the hope that you'll be accepted into the equally self important community on the world's largest personal information farming website to date.
The self appointed alternatives, the "unique" and "rebellious" are in reality less unique, less substantial than those who don't strive to differ. Because when everyone is this so called "different", everyone becomes the same. The ones who try expose themself as nothing more than greater attention seekers than those who coexist without desperately scouring for someone to exchange meaningless comments with.
Right now, all I can think is how much social networking websites expose the unwitting user.
Myspace is called "My" space for a reason. "My" - a form of the possessive case of I used as an attributive adjective. "Space" - A very lonely place to be. This is your lonely place, and you're a star in it.
Except no one cares but you.
Ps. You haven't refreshed your space whilst reading this. You might have comments waiting, to enhance your feeling of e-popularity.
