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About Me

Tall. White. Lanky. In the last ten years I have been overseas for six of them. Japan for three and more recently China for three. After all this time here I still have not found a place that has decent Chinese take-out. Out here I get it all: nose pickers, loogie hockers, street pissers and line cutters. The worst drivers in the world are born and raised here. But...beer is cheaper than water and I can get dvds here for less than a buck. So you see, the glass could actually be half full!....

My Interests

Health. Fitness. Good parties. Good people. Skiing, running, marathons, triathalons, mt. biking...anything but line-dancing and curling. Good food, good beer, good friends.

I'd like to meet:

David Lee Roth%D%ASunny Crockett%D?uck Rodgers%D%AThe Sleestacks%D?on Johnson%D%AThe Greatest American Hero%D%AOptimus Prime and a few of the Decepticons

Music:

yeah yeah yeahs the stones jane's addiction elliot smith arcade fire and you will know us by the trail of dead sparta tool 50 cent a tribe called quest bad brains b.r.m.c bloc party dandy warhols modest mouse built to spill sunny day realestate bowie nirvana gary numan mazzy star jay-z kings of leon queens of the stone age massive attack notorious big outkast floyd pavement radiohead ravi shankar sigur ros elbow the wrens

Movies:

fight club friday ace ventura trainspotting fast times at... rushmoore waiting for guffman old school scarface the godfather riding giants the search for animal chin akira memories

Television:

6 feet under csi sopranos miami vice transformers...more than meets the eye

Books:

oh the places you'll go

Heroes:

spiderman

My Blog

haiku

He multiplies liesThe results cause divisionGeorge W. Bush
Posted by OYAJI on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:36:00 PST

haiku

The rain falls the sameWashing the yellow sidewalkIt must be China
Posted by OYAJI on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:30:00 PST

6-finger lickin' good!

It's a manicurist's dream. It's a glove maker's headache. Not to mention it makes it pretty damn tough to 'give someone the finger.' I have 'discovered' several locals out here who have six fingers...
Posted by OYAJI on Sat, 04 Feb 2006 12:49:00 PST

George W. says, 'it's for the kids!!'

from what I've heard the state of the union was on not too long ago. Here in chiner not only is it difficult to stay on top of current events, but it is also tough to see them on our govt. controlled...
Posted by OYAJI on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 07:40:00 PST

PUKING IN THE NEW YEAR

Out here we are celebrating the Chinese New Year...some of us more than others! Every year during the CNY most of the locals have a full week off. No factory, no restaurant no boss. It is truely a ...
Posted by OYAJI on Tue, 31 Jan 2006 05:22:00 PST